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Liverpool FC – West Bromwich Albion Player Ratings

Dodgeball is my alltime favourite movie. And I’m certainly going to put it on after this horrorshow. I advise everyone to do the same with me. It’ll be therapeutical, it’ll be cleansing and it’ll be healing. But one of the most relevant lines ever are spoken in that movie. “It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it pays off”. Playing with 10 man and no goalie certainly applied to it. Bold strategy, sadly we had to watch how it pays off. Conceded 5 you know? 5.. two offsides but the fucko tried to save it. I’d like to put it on Klopp for doing the weird roundabout with the goalies again. But I can’t. That’s not enough to see this unfold.

But not just down to him. Wrong choices, wrong choices, all legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side.

How and where this classifies as defending I’ve got no clue. How this is deemed by the squad as anything near just normal standard defending, I don’t know. It shouldn’t. This is loads of levels of unacceptable. It’s too insipid, too weak, too soft, too switched off, too uninterested, too.. whatever. It’s shit. It’s absolutely fucking shit. So let’s talk ratings

Fuck.. the fuck.. off.. Indefinitely? Karius is the number 1? Fuck all that shit right off. Be ruthless, tell this Belgian fucko this is the absolute last game he played for us. 5 goals conceded! Stopped absolutely nothing. Made a mockery by the talentless fucko on the other side who saved time and time again. A negative rating, fuck off.. fuck off. can’t even win the ball when he’s jumping with his arms stretched in the air to a lad heading the ball. Fuck off.

A total pupil for 70 minutes. A proper player for the last 20. Bit of experience and vocal leadership around him made him realise he’s very good. A 5 for Trent, as it was terrible before the 70th. Very good after it. Good shot in the first half.

Not sure what he thinks he needs to do with their 3d. Not sure if he’s in the right position for the 1st. But loads of good stuff on the ball though. Incisive forward passes galore. Not sure how to rate Matip today.

He’s good, Virgil is. But being caught in that Bermuda triangle of Moreno – No DM – Migs it’s pretty fucking difficult. Shit game though, still nearly equalizes it near the end. A 6,5? Don’t know..

Moreno.. well, he’s back to complete the Bermuda triangle. There’s a reason we bought another Scottish leftback you know? A 4

Emre Can’t.. what a load of shit decisions all over the place. On and off the ball it was shit.

Wijnaldon’t?

How About Chambno?

Ok, I’ll let myself out..

Salah looked lively, very lively. At times a bit too much but wins the momentum for Bobby’s goal, wins the penalty and scores the goal. So yeah, has to be motm with an 8.

Bobby is fucking boss. Not his best game and he’ll rue the missed penalty, but well.. good player him. A 7 because he chips that so well.

Ma.. no?

Ok ok.. just had to!

Subs:
Thought the subs were brilliant, all at once and all made an impact an made a difference. If you ever feel the need to question Henderson’s ability and influence you need to watch the difference he makes. Wants the ball, passes the ball with intent, finds people with great forward passing. Ings controls it and it’s the assist of the season. The pass that puts Moreno free on the left was world class. All legs and no brains make Liverpool a poor side. Hendo’s brain made all the difference, gave us control over the game. Both calming and a call to arms. An 8 for Hendo.

Forementioned Ings is a formidable pacey attacker and deserves a start with Mane being so terrible off form. Loved the entirety of his cameo. Nearly runs down Foster. Wins a lot, questions the ref, everything. A 7,5 for Danny. Will get a goal really quick.

Milner did his best to be all the Milner he could be. An 8.

 

Oh the Liverpool we secretly love to bemoan. Up the Romantically, Dramatically, Terribly Reds!

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