WHAT A HIT SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Thats cool about Wilder..
JK should share some info on how to stop other teams..
Well done and keep it open to exchange players in the future.. Especially the academy players..
looks like we’re gonna be in for a fun week judging by Leicester’s result
Have the geordies fed Bruce to the magpies yet?
Piss up in brewery?……..
Welsh Prem side Cefn Druids ( Wrexham area )who normally play in black and white, travelled all the way to Cardiff with only their away kit. The match against Cardiff Mets was not allowed to be played due to colour clash, who TF gets things so badly wrong??
OMG is it that hard to get a game going? the druids did the right thing to bring their away kit.
1. cardiff mets should be magnanimous enough and show top sportsmanship by using their other non-red kit. it’s a sensible thing to do to get the game going.
2. but to let the game descended into cancellation, the mets ought to be expelled to greenland for behaviour unbecoming of impeccable welsh traditions, thus bringing the game into disrepute and then fined till they file for bankruptcy.
3. they should refund all football fans treble their tickets and journey fares.
4. the club CEO should stand 3 feet away from the club archer with three arrows…
That’s really disappointing mate.
Lol… Good one
Ever wonder why Hugo is spelled LOLRIS.
Neverton would never win this match, even if their life dependen on it.
Ratboy tried his best to miss that. God protects fools and babies.
Of course the blue shite had to cock it up in the end.
Gundogen did a sterling
So it’s Brendan and his Leicester side next week, they were always a bogey team to us , we have to win again., ‘cos Wolves won’t…..
It won’t be easy for them either…
It’s good we are playing them at home early of the season. I hate playing against teams like this who wants to prove to the world that they can beat the European King!
Shitty will have to go all out offensive against us cos they know we can or will hurt them defensively
ratboys 100th and he fluffed it, brill
Mahrez has been really good for them for a while now
2 good chances in last few mins
You could see that coming, Pickford left that gap to be exploited-Englands number 1….?
Pickford and his wee arms.
Little T-rex arms
His bank account needs looking at tomorrow after that, lol
He needs to have a word with himself, mate.
Lol…someone made the same comment about Henderson for our game earlier….
That was a pure howler…… pickfords was more than saveable haha
Thought Henderson’s was worse, personally…The wall was in the way for Pickford…
Bank accounts are so amateurish. The real pro uses a mattress 😃
Come on …everton?
Wash your mouth out with soap…
Sterling puts the chance wide. Also, the sun is hot.
He’s a great player but if he played for us, that would drive fans wild…
another one for the compilation dvd
I think we’re up to volume 8, mate. No one has the dosh for all them DVDs.
Mina should have scored then
And relax fucking yeeeesss 7/7 let’s keep going
Big 3 points. Citeh can score 10 goals it is fine by me
Another major escape
Robbo block looking even more priceless now
Huge cock up, that, and in it went…..
Let’s get another now
Doesn’t matter how they go in as long as they do…
That’s one fucking ugly away shitty Jersey…
Looks like ice cream
better or worse than our toxic thunder?
Worse than that… 😄
Ever tried rhubarb and custard?, probably better if you haven’t
Gini was aiming between the legs, of course..
My Mrs thinks I’ve finally flipped, when the Everton goal went in and I screamed yesssss,, she asked if I was watching Liverpool, and I shouted no-Everton……………….
Haha. If bitters take points off them it could have massive consequences in the race, even this early on Geoff.
Take care that she hasn’t called the ambulance to get you a psych evaluation
I’m ok mate, she just doesn’t understand football, makes a change from “my wife doesn’t understand me”…..
Sure she must have seen a lot of things over the years courtesy of you supporting the Reds…My wife nominally supports United (her brothers and dad did when she was young) but in truth, she couldn’t pick out any of their players…Football time is my time…
I’ll let you into a secret, when we first got together we were in her parents lounge -alone , it was about 22;00 hours and the TV was on, news time, she was getting a bit romantic just as the sports news started, the presenter on the TV stated that LFC have today signed Kenny Dalglish from Celtic, that diverted my attention completely, and to this day she has never let me forget that………..
But it was KENNY DALGLISH!!!! Surely you get a pass for that…
That’s what I said………..
A clear penalty… Sometimes you need to demand… Which we are lack of..
Well we reach this level where we have to win by pure class. Where opponents sneer if we win by pen… We are that good.
Shitty look like rhubarb & custard sweets playing in that awful strip
Ball carrying linebreaker needed , Introduce Naby maybe ? Just seen subs, scratch Naby
Needs some guile and trickery in the middle, they press well
Matip’s done it quite well in last 2 mins
Yes he has Den
Not in squad.
I saw Squizz…… hence me editing comment
👍🏾 Who else looks viable?
Could only be ox on
As frustrating as this game was I know I can handle 29 more of these 1-0 wins
BRING THEM ON
You saying the other 2 games we should absolutely thrash shitty ?
Fucking bias.. Kane and Co…
Never fear Akbar is here…oh wait did I miss anything?
Wake up!!!!! Time to take your tablets De Gea!
Was it a form of sabotage… Spurs in trouble..
Players having issues with Poch?
Presence of VVD… How much it has changed the entire team…
Bringing the best of many players around him..
I wonder if Matip will be this good without him.
Best piece of business we have ever done over the years…
nice to see Adrian marshaling our cb’s too
Not sure we can talk about Virgil’s excellence without also bringing in Alisson and Fabinho, who have had similar transformative effects on the defence
Missed 3 chances set up on a plate yet win on a keeper error.
And a possible penalty that doesn’t get called….Any of that changes the game…We remember the close calls against us but those happened as well…
The way the FA have implemented VAR is complete dog shit.
Laters fellas, off for a shower then out to take dog ( not the mrs ) for a walk
At least one got the tounge out…
Why not walk first then shower?
I watched match in my work clothes. Got in just in time to catch start
no excuse for not being fully kitted up mate….pants and vest for Wednesday
Ah la Rab C style ?
Walk the dog – shower the Mrs
If you need help I’ll walk the dog for you
Thanks for not offering to shower the mrs 🤔
Almost forgot its another away goal by Gini too…
This SHU gonna grab lots of points from many teams in EPL.. Especially the top 6
It’s our back 5 that’ll win us the league. We’ve got amazing firepower in our front 3 but we’ve had that before. We’re better balanced now.
What happened to trip up here mate ?
He’s unavailable To meet me mate. He’s unwell I believe?
Ahh no sweat. Another time maybe
Media can bitch all they want while we keep amassing 3 points
3 points at a time…
Mebbe Bitters will snatch 3 points…I would give my backside to them
Doing it for common good
Oh ok, taking one for the team…………..
I recommend you do, too
Not virgin anymore, so makes no diff! 😭
Oh, its the Bitters getting anything part that cracks me up…Even their own mothers won’t count on them
they will roll over and city will rub their bellies for 0-5
they’ve been fucked so many times already this season, they’d probably take it
Divo was mustard
3 points however they come is just about all you can ask, and it irritates/frustrates rivals/rival how the goal came. “Big Wheel Keeps On Turning “……..
we were spared our blushes. But sometimes you need that.
Fab was awesome
The Border, you don’t cross here, Trump talk.
Gandalf- “You Shall Not Pass”
The male bitch
Thought Fabinho was pretty good
Adrian for me
You were 50% right, but I give you 100% mark
Not an easy game..
3 points.. We move to next…
They can’t all be easy but to win when you are not at your best is what is necessary to win the league…
We’ve learnt how to grind out the ugly win!
Think Fabinho and Virgil play a huge part in that….Grindy bastards…
Wow…we keep rolling like gangsters.
Whether its our day or not, we are leaving with the 3pts…Will also be nice to break City’s consecutive wins record…
MOTM to Adrian for keeping that necessary clean sheet. 👍🏾
Ox comes on to waste time…
Will probably start the CL match…
You think Klopp will run out this same midfield?
Is it over mom???
The bitch? No
As good as
If we get it, this will be amost special 3pts
If luck is a bitch, we have rode her silly today
Almost to death
Never call luck a bitch 😃
I’ll have a go thanks!!!
She’ll turn the tables on ya!
Divock looks like the 15/16 version now that he has cut his hair…
Oh can the subbed player exit the other side of the pitch?
This season onwards
Fuck man. How many rules did they change????
Not the one about giving Liverpool a pen when fouled in the box.
I pin that on that mistake Taylor.
Yellow cards for managers
Big cock missed the hole
Milly replaces Mino
We’ve used up a huge slice of our luck for the season today…
We had our chances
Yeah, that’s true…They have as well and if they had scored first, its a different game…small margins and all that
God truly loves us
Or hates City
He is that biased
Was this his first yellow of the season for Adrián?
2nd I think, other was time wasting too
Fabinho is a combined tank and rolls royce
The jet engine, you mean?
The very one
Its been between him and Bobby for our best player so far this season…Beast of a player…
It’s incredible what he does with his legs
Bet it turns Becca on!
Probs a tripod
2mins injury time
These will make life hard for a lot of teams coming to bramall lane
They’ve done well here
Yeah but the first goal is always key in these kinds of games…get it early and its a totally different game…
That’s why I said earlier we need to get first goal
Yup…If these had gone ahead, we would have been in for an even harder time….
Said that in same comment
The atmosphere their fans create, particularly considering this is an early kick-off is something…
We haven’t been as good as we can be but you would have expected Mane or Mo to bury at least one of those great chances
Hopefully that won’t cost us 2
We’ll score another soon, I think
The Curse of Sisi
mo has to bury that
Expect him to bury those
Yeah, we have become so accustomed to him putting them in…
Oh no, Mo
Damn…we got the Egyptian curse for sure now lads.
Shirley we can get another?
of course and don’t call me shirley
Starting to assert authority here
What looked aimless and lacking ideas a few mins ago now looks controlling and dominant
Henderson scored and he wasn’t even on the pitch.
He had to go out so he could score
That’s real genius!
The only way he can score 😎
Traveling Kop is deafening. Gini probably thought he was at Merseyside.
Atmosphere has been pretty good from both sides all game…
I still say Wilson will score more goals this season that all our midfielders combined..
We don’t use our midfielders in that way…Our FBs are the “midfielders”/creators in our system
SU scared of the big cock
Pep: “OH SHITTYTT”
Spaces should open up now as long as we don’t throw one in…
Bit bwteen teeth now
Pickford: Welcome, mate.
We are getting the second..
We needed a scum to help us.. Who give a fuck… Goalllllll
GGGIIINNNIII & OOOGGG!!!
I’ve never seen this many bodies thrown about since my last orgy.
Since last night?
No kiss and tell.
Only swallow or spit
Where was the foar invites ?
None..foarskin was cut off
85th minute heartbreaker from Bobby incoming 😉
Starting to worry. Adrian usually lets one in. 😖
Not today my friend
Lucky escape there
Mo’s been off today….
Most of the team have Den
Think they’ve marshalled him quite well. Credit to SW
Hope Origi’s magical goalscoring wasn’t because of his previous hairstyle.
Why jinx it I say.
Now that I’ve mentioned it he’ll nick one. 😂
You see… that right there made me squirm a little….
Good save Adtian
Div’s trimmed his lid.
He may even have a corner flag monogram on his head
Is that a euphemism for a circumcision?
How dare he circumcise that cock of his! Outrageous!!!
Big Divie comes on
A Big Cock is getting wet.
Opponents allowed to do that? Standing so close..
Anthony Taylor is a clear and obvious error.
That was known from birth
He hates Michael Oliver.
Passing and decision making has been a bit poor today
VAR is fucking dogshit
VAR isn’t dogshit.
The English FA and their use of it is.
How many crosses did VvD cut out today?
Ox mite need to come in for Gini..
Can they hold us another 45?lets see..
i think we should score a couple of goals
in the next say…45 mins or so
What kind of goals?
looking at our finishing, i’d go for no look ones
But their TOP scorer is OG, would you like them doing it instead?
Will Pep be saying “Oh Shit!” In the 2nd half?
Feels like Burnley all over again
I am relaxed as a turd on a field with a robbotic clipper
Such a Burnley like team
WTF is up with the team today
They are clearly taking this game too lightly
TAA stands for That Aint Aiming 😀
Fly fly Fabi
Ughhhh another great chance goes gebbing…. 😢
You want it to “Get in there!” but all it does is geb…. geb…. geb….
Bobby should have gone for it..
No corner even though VvD was the one touching it……
We’re figuring them out. It’s coming.
Getting more chances of late…..
fuck it, come on Sadio
Wonderful ball by VVD
Ohhhhh great chance goes gebbing Mane…..
How the fuck he missed that… Arghhh
Mane like a boss
That’s unintentional?.. Fuck off that was with purpose…
One of those games where the need to score first is a necessity. These could make it very difficult for us if they get the first.
Shaq is injured?
Yup.. He is
Calf I guess.. During training..
He made a bad decision not to play for Swiss
His humongues calfs could not cope.
Very discipline approach by SHU
Scrappy so far….
I think it’s a kinda of plan nowadays.. Make them to work for it.. Run all over.. Make them to believe they can nick a point or goal.. And make them exhausted before we hit them…
Origi with new hair cut..
What’s the story with Mo’s hair today? 😂
On current form Matip’s probably the 2nd best centrehalf in the league.
The best deal..
Route 1 football is alive and well…..
Alright, see you half-time…
Sunny and raining at the same time….
Another chance to watch this special team in action….What joy!!!
When did Blades get that logo with the swords, before or after the Arab owner got in? Or did he buy the team because of the logo?
I know they are steel-country, but it’s a funny “coincidence”…
Divie is included among the subs…… hmmmm
LFC could get kicked out of the League Cup:
It’s about Chirivella of all players.
I thought it would be one of the kids who joined recently, but how could Chirivella be ineligible….?
That’s how forgotten he is…
who? tsk tsk
meh, fuck em’, tell em’ to suck on my plums……pumped, pumped, pumped
£300 fine…… but if your name is Liverpool FC, you get kicked out and banned for 3 years……
punishment should be, being made to stay in it……pumped, pumped, pumped
….’cos you might just get to play in the Europa Conference League if you win it….
oooooo, imagine the super cup, Lfc v Lfc… ‘This time it’s personal’
Sunderland copped a fine 5 yrs ago in similar situation, so let’s see if they’ll do likewise.
Now then guys n galls. How’s everyone today ? Gotta blunt the blades early and get a high scoring result. Just a cash stat for everyone. The bitters have spent 415m in 3 years and have gone backwards. Just lovin life
Doing good mate.. Hope u are doing fine too…
Lets rock our Saturday…
nursing Naby, fuck international footy
Glad we are able to take the long-term view of it…Get him properly fit…
think Klopp sees him as part of our final incarnation (playing style) so i bet it’s bloody frustrating
Yeah, he and AO-C bring something that we don’t have right now…To be doing so well even without that is great…
Is he injured again???
no mate, just kid gloves
“Boom” is too 2018? 😂
Luv the fact that we play ahead of Cheaty quite a number of times already this season. Time to widen that gap to 8 pts even if its for 24 hours….. and are we really going to enjoy watching Everton lie down and let Cheaty shag them? 🤔😃
I don’t think the toffees won’t try to win. I just don’t think that they can, boy would I love to be wrong tho’
Come on you lot, wakey wakey, stop playing with ya Todgers, it’s game time
We still have half time look forward to …….
good news, Klopp statement > “Ali is not in contention for tomorrow, (but) it looks like maybe he can train with the team from Sunday on, but we don’t know 100 percent. It’s really close.”
could be that we have the world’s best keeper as our number 2 for a while….don’t think i can ever remember saying that before
that record’s safe i think
So we have no’1 and no’2 in the world 👊🏻
Happy Friday Foartards!
I know times change but I miss those days like tomorrow for instance, when you could say , doing nothing tomorrow, so-fuck it-I’m going to Sheffield, knowing that you could get into the ground by paying at the turnstiles…
ha, reports in spain (barca are out fishing again) claim suarez wants to return to us coz he doesn’t like being booed off by the crowd. When they want a player out of the club, they are disgusting
After the way the twat celebrated after scoring against us he can fuck right off
he really did shoot himself in the face when he took the piss out of Robbo. Our guys must be realising that nobody ever seems better off when they leave our place
I’ve always said he’s the best player I’ve seen in a Liverpool shirt. However, I think he’s a horrible person too.
And he injured Robbo
in hindsight, i think they realise that we’ve done their whole club massive damage
1. Ripped them off £142m
2. Gave them their worst nightmare in Europe, courtesy of their own money
3. Made them lose Copa del Rey final
4. They had to loan off their most expensive signing
5. Worst start to a season in 25 years
Man, when you watch all these unfold from Liverpool’s perspective, selling Glassback Coutinho was a friggin’ brilliant move!!! 😃😃
and we came away looking like the good guys
6. Caused Messi not to win CL POTY
well said, and I think that’s when we really started to click after he left.
I don’t mind the celebration part.. That’s is fuck shit rights..
But trying to hit robbo…fuck he can come back to wash our toilets..
And he thinks Anfield isn’t going to boo him……🤔🤔
So who they gonna take back in return? Couts? Wait.. They are in the wrong airport.. Probably they can swim abit further to take Diouf with them…
after watching how impressive Kelleler was against MK, i wouldn’t be surprised if we sell Adrian at the end of the season.
If you look at it, he’s rejuvenated, prem ready, but at 32 has no long-term future with us.
Reason i’m saying this is that i am already feeling a bit gutted for him. He will end up on the bench, when i think he should be a number one for someone. If we got 25m from someone outside the prem, everyone wins and we would have changed his life for the better.
If anything, Adrian was supposed to make his debut 2 nights ago. Such are the limited opportunities as no. 2 when Alisson is around……
Trust me.. We will sell him for at least 15m…
We’ve got the voodoo doll with Edwards..
So looks like some of them are coming and denying voting Messi for the FIFA player of the year award…
I just feel the best way to stop all these bullshit.. To boycott them…
just imagining our Virgil rocking up next year dressed as Geoffrey Boycott
I really hope we will win both the EPL and CL…
Destroy Barca again in quarter..
And Messi to score 500 goals.. And we will see who gonna win it next year..
check this out now, unfuckingbelievable Geoff >
Lionel Messi was named the World Player of 2019 at the FIFA Best Awards on Monday evening, just ahead of Champions League winning Liverpool centre-back Virgil van Dijk.
But according to the Express, the votes may have been rigged – with Sudan’s coach Zdravko Lugarisic and Nicaragua’s Juan Barrera denying they picked Lionel Messi as their no.1 – despite the FIFA list of who voted for who claiming as much.
“I did not vote for Messi. I was surprised to be on the list of captains who voted for Messi and there is no explanation how it appeared there,” said the latter.
This comes after Egypt’s vote for Mo Salah was denied after it was submitted in capital letters.
To be honest, it’s no surprise that there is some controversy in regards to FIFA – or anything the organisation does.
We’d be more shocked if the voting system was fair!
So, UEFA has decided to introduce a 3rd tier competition. Looks like they were as original as they could be with a name like UEFA Europa Conference League…… Winner of League Cup goes into it, so, avoid winning the LC if you aren’t going to finish top 6 unless you happen to view it as an opportunity for your youth and reserves…..
they need to raise money to finance fake madgetrids next galactico influx
I don’t know if anybody is interested but John Barnes is ripping the presenters on talk spurt a new one on the subject of racism. If you ever have the chance to listen to it on ‘listen again’ do so.
Check this bullshit from faffer. This is their pathetic explanation as to why Mo wasn’t included in the fifa best awards
“Fifa rejected votes for Liverpool and Egypt winger Mohamed Salah at their Best awards earlier this week as they were written in capital letters”.
Have you ever heard such bunkum and septic in all your born natural. What they’re really mean is we will use any bullshit excuse not include the worlds best cos we want our baby fake madgetrid players in there. What a fucking joke they are
I’ve racked my brain for a suitable word to describe them but ‘Wankers’ seems to fit best
You couldn’t fucking make it up and even if you could it still wouldn’t be as far fetched as that. I am actually shocked and not literally.
It’s fixed mate. ‘Old Boys club’
Fuck In Fucking Ass
Doesn’t get any better does it?, Blatter and Platini gone but they seem to find more dickheads from somewhere…………
All this malarkey about Klopp leaving at the end of the season and Stevie taking over is beyond bollocks!
When we win the league,
(And we will win the fucking league!)
I don’t think you’d get Klopp to leave at gunpoint.
I’m pretty sure Klopp will leave when his contract expires. Anything beyond that will be a bonus.
In the words of the immortal Wayne from Wayne’s world. “Oh yes. She will be mine”
She being the Grail btw. In fact I’ve had a thought…..we should stop calling it the Grail cos that was never found. We need a new name for the elusive one. Any thoughts ?
Don’t know what ya mean 🙄
Why bother…some day he will call it a day, but let’s enjoy it while he is with us. Every other club or fan is envious, just get a T-shirt that say “I love Klopp”.
Watcing the last nights game…again. Am I OCD?
Nope your not Flaky. I have a few games saved on my hdd and watch them again and again and again. Unless that’s both of us that’s ocd 🤣
All this talk about Klopp leaving and Gerrard coming in… I’d say if and when Klopp decides to go Pep L should step in. Stevie still needs more time IMO.
Who would you want to see playing if Mane can’t make it…
I would go for Brewster…
Fucking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Lol… I can’t stop laughing
These guys…. So lots of ideas… So lots of time…
“For Ki-Jana, I didn’t play on a similar stage when I was 18 years old at this really nice stadium, I wish other clubs would have had similar dressing rooms, by the way!” Klopp said.
Lol… That sarcasm…
I’d retire if I’m the CEO of Napoli hearing this statement… Hahaha
Hahaha… Still Under construction
That headed goal by Ki Jana just had all the hallmarks of a seasoned veteran, I tell ya…..
£260 fine for barca for tapping up griezman, bet they appeal and get it down to a round 200 quid
Well, as they said, there wasn’t enough evidence…… but the committee needed to cover the cost of lunch, so….. there ya go….
Shame the scum won to hold off the mighty Rochdale.
They wont be staying in this comp for long mate
Were they that bad ?
I dunno, I tend to prefer watching us when both of us are playing at same time….. but yes, they are that bad
Haha. I shouldn’t have had to ask tbh if they struggled to beat Rochdale eh ! Did they play full strength ?
I dunno, I watched our game , but it doesn’t matter what team they put out, they are pure shit
All I can say is our lads played brilliant for a mish mash team but had no real issues beating the dons. Well structured and held their formation fantastically with a couple of silly moments but nothing they couldn’t handle. You wouldn’t have believed they hadn’t played a competitive match together.
Seems like all the first team and academy players are getting drilled the same way, which will only improve once they move to the new training ground at Kirkby
Can’t disagree mate. They have that Klopp mentality instilled and he can only have told them that if they are ready they will get game time. This shows he can trust them and I’m sure we will see most of them again real soon. Can’t wait
Deffo mate, futures bright with some of these young’uns
Was a good game to watch live mate. A little disjointed here and there but I was really amazed how good they are especially Brewster Elliot and Hoever. NKOTB
overall really promising performance
So Harvey was the MOTM?
elliot my son what a baller
Great line up, just like I would do it..
Night fellas. Gonna grab forty (n then some) before I get home. COYR
Just read an article that our ceo has said we are back on our perch. Not yet pal we still have 3 prems to win before that happens. I wish some people would stay shtum so as not to kybosh shit
Yeah saw that, was a bit disappointed in that statement. Like you said, we need to win the prem a few times before we can consider reclaiming our perch. In saying that, where we are at the moment I can understand why he said it.
Until we have 1 more than them we ain’t got our perch back. We need to be under the radar as much as we can be. Not that we can but you know what I mean. Stealth mode shit 🤐
I have this shirt, its slick as fuck. Investment piece haven’t worn it.
come on Al. just rock it. My mates daughter got him a Kenny signed Crown Paints in yellow and he has put it in a frame, i argue with him all the time about it
Talking of investments, I’m thinking of buying a couple of these:
Edit: Although talking of buying things and never using them, the only one time I’ve done that is with a book I bought in 2014 that I have never even opened let alone read. I’ve no idea what the story is 🙂
Relax buddy, he is taking the piss of how bad they are doing now.
I’m relaxed Flaky I just wish people wouldn’t say shit before it happens. And yes they are doing rather shit eh 🤣
All these years of not saying anything, how did that work out for us? Maybe whatever our CEO says or does not say does not affect our performance on the pitch? Regardless, we just won the European Cup. If he can’t speak up then, when is he ever going to be able to?
im all for lauding our success geg but to suggest we are back on our perch is going overboard, the perch belongs to the team with most league titles and it aint us……YET when it is us back up there then we can shout about being back on it
If anyone’s interested:
Everton vs Watford
Aston Villa vs Wolves
Manchester City vs Southampton
Burton vs Leicester
Crawley vs Colchester
Chelsea vs Manchester United
Oxford vs Sunderland
Liverpool vs Arsenal
Yeh that last one Clam 😉
Crawley vs Colchester sounds like a mixmatch on your food…
Liverpool v Arse
If we play like we did tonight with this same team we can win this because they defo will not prioritise this cup over league or EL comps
They bring their young guns and we bring our young reds and let both groups get a proper game. Whichever wins goes on in the competition and the losers learn from it. I’m okay with that, whatever the outcome.
You never know who are they going to bring in, but who cares.. I’m happy with this line up for cups..
Will be a bit of a cat & mouse game lineup-wise….. one side expects the other to field their seniors, and so they also field their seniors….. only to find out they other side sent on the kids 😃
I do like the fact they do the draw for the next round straight away..
ooo Chelsea v Scum
Just got back in and watched the highlights/ read the match report. Looks like we got lucky in some ways and unlucky in others. Would have liked to have seen this team play though…
Lot’s of great to take from it, but we would have stepped up a level if we had to.
Hammers beaten by Oxford. Oh my days now that is total humiliation
Oxford, is that a library?
Yes mate 🤣
Evening fellow reds. I’ve been a busy boy watching footy but back in the car and on the way home. Long trip ahead but we got the win and a few beers in the back seat. Just got scum v Rochdale on pens and listening in. Come on the daaaale
Harvey Elliot…….. BALLER
Hoever’s gonna be a superstar
He is that mate. He got tekkers
rochdale equalised nice
how milner doesnt get motm with a goal and an assist?
Who was the motm?
jones who did alright, one shot on target but nothing game changing to be honest
There were at least 5 better players on the field
This kid looks so good, and only 16! Damn can’t wait to see more of him.
Our defending is pretty good, we have control over the midfield, and our defenders are on point..
another save from kelleher
He’s a pretty good shot stopper, needs to get his punching and long range distribution set
Lovren on point
im far behind you haha
must be the pornhub stream
Pornhub premium, you probably have normal..
Hell yeah, Milly the king
I’m actually very happy with how we play, I was expecting worse..
Hoever just got a bit better
ahhhh we need another goal
come on Rochdale
Has Elliot still got his ManBun
Yes and where is my sword?!
we’ll all be sporting one soon if he carries on like this
Will you lend me some hair mate?
been bald since i was 19 mate, had a shaved head more of my life than not
Surely we’ve got enough between us for one bun 😂😂
like a time-share
My balls have more hair then, I can lend you and Neve some…
Harvey Elliot, crikey, Klopp must be lovin’ it
Reports of him being older then looks are true, but he must be taken to the guillotine for the bun or whatever…
Wow when did they buy Karius?
you came and you gave a ribena then took it away oh millly
And he scores
mkd wont last that long with their intensity but fuck me a couple of them look a bit stronger we cant allow that
elliot wtf my son how u miss
anyone with a stream, i’m stuck
i was waiting for that
you’re one to talk mate 😉
We’re both perverts, my brother in crime..
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/846699_milton_keynes_dons_liverpool/#webplayer_alieztv|99909|846699|1251848|143|1|en in russian though
MK Dongs line up
spam javelin, cock, bellend. gnob
stonker, japseye, plonker
wang, chopper, slong
You forgot Grock and Goon
I thought wanker was in goal for them?
Sprained wrist… :/
Excited to see how Naby and AO-C do tonight. Could be valuable additions to our first team.
Some of our own pundits were spot on.
attacking…me rikey, grrrrrrr
Lol…Klopp didn’t even put any of the regulars on the bench…just gave them the night off…
bet they are on the lash
Or the Bong
These wouldn’t know a lash if it jumped up and bit them on the behind…it’s one of the reasons why they are so good
Kelleher, Hoever, Lovren, Gomez, Milner, Keita, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lallana, Jones, Elliott, Brewster.
Subs: Lonergan, Lewis, Kane, Chirivella, Van den Berg, Longstaff, Clarkson.
That’s a pretty exciting team. Hope they get a win so we can see them again in the next round.
The fixture Gods show no respect for choristers, Wednesday bloody Wednesday again……
Sing an Ode to God
Brewster to get a couple.
Those are special and don’t come in plural.
seeking advice on the legality of proroguing this site next time a Pony is in the offing
Just noticed God’s book is hitting the shelves on the same day as my Mum’s 70th, can almost see the look of surprise when she unwraps it.
If it’s signed by God it must be forgiven…a book written and signed by God is a very special present.
gone early again. Still 4 bloody hours, super pumped. I think i could be going slightly mad, feels like a day after we’ve played i need another fix.
I’m excited as well…now it’s Miller time…
no Dos Equis?
Haha, Btw that San Miguel beer is not so spanish…
do you get Carib there?
tim shitwood the prick is saying Klopp will leave at the end of this season, when will they learn ?
Sherwood! There’s another wanker for you!! 👊
When they are lonely.. They always expect people to join them.
‘Danny fucking Mills’
What an outspoken wanker.
Just added him to the
‘People I’d love to fill in list 👊’
argh, my knight in shining armour. In the words of Penelope Pitstop ‘Hayelp’. Fired the boiler up, no leaks on rads (trv’s or bleeders), checked all joints, yet over 24hrs i get a drop of 0.1 bar. Can you think of anything else buddy. P.s. boiler was cold when i took the readings
1) Check the expansion vessel pressure. If it’s low pump it up to 1bar and see if it holds. While you’re there depress the shrader valve pin and see if any water comes out. The bladder might be torn.
2) Go outside and see if there’s any water dripping from PRV outlet. It might be passing.
thanks bra, you’re the best
You’re always welcome mate.
(I know you’ve checked but, 0.1bar fall over 24hrs says radiator or pipe work weep to me mind mate)
ye same here, hoping that the boiler may have been slightly warm when i took the read, find out morrow, fingers and toes crossed
That dirty bastard was added to my list a looooong time ago. Cant stand him 👊🏻
Nor me mate. Love to chin the mouthy prick
Been on mine for a while…Kin ell the older you get the longer that list get’s.
You’re absolutely right Mac.
not my list, fully up to date, did most by drive-by
McDonalds, KFC, Burger King etc…
didn’t know you were a fellow Gangstar, Glack Glack
Was inspired at a young age after watching Bugsy Malone…
Just added the whole cast from that film to my list mate. I’ve got a dissertation of names now. 🤣
Oh no! What have I done? It’s like I’ve just unleashed John Wick on the cast of Bugsy Malone!!!
Just to help you out:
think im more of a Michael myers type mate, blunt, take my knocks but come back even more determined than before and never ever stop, POW
woooooops, sorry to say this but he was on my list (‘was’ being the operative word)
Well, he is (was) a Trump supporter so no harm done I guess ;p
Is that not glock glock mate ? 🤔
I drove thru jolive. 2 birds one car 😉
curb clawler, slash drive by gangster…..i have expenses
just so we’re clear, you’re crawling curbs and slashing drive by gangsters ? sounds like sore knees and testing you’re throwing arm to the max to me pal, wouldn’t a sniper rifle and a high vantage point be the call of the day after making a phone call for a cheap floosy to relieve you from said vantage point ? lol
I would start looking over your shoulder mate. I think you may have just robbed jolive of his 2000th post pony…. 😮
let me just get out of the hammocks and back into my Chinchilla tracksuit, really could do with a day off
🤫 I got my pony 😁
I’m really struggling to choose my No.1, Boris should be my obvious choice, but then again there is Jacob Rees Mogg, it’s dilemna for sure……
Not sure what he’s said this time, tried to search via Google, but he has said so many outrageous things about lots of clubs that it’s like looking for a needle in a haystack….
He’s been banging on about how Klopp only got the Mangers Award because of his likeable nature and Guardiola should have got it.
I want to punch him again now
Thanks Neve, what would Mills know about a likeable nature??
He’s an obnoxious twat
angling for an Ambassadorial role at shitty me thinks
NB matched Nikes offer and now it’s going to court… LFC should honor the contract and keep NB. end of.
LFC wearing Nike….. ugh!
No one can argue they’re for Nike because of the extra money anymore, argument is now towards ‘global presence’, well why not help NB grow their global presence and increase competitiveness ? Anyone can buy merch from the online store anyway.
Also, Nike will just re-badge any old kit to keep costs down. NB have constantly come up with nostalgic ways of knitting together club and kit, let alone looking sharp as fuck.
I’ve noticed how the basic design of Adidas’ shirts are pretty much the same regardless of club, and have no wish to see LFC shirts being a generic item distinguished only by colour and crest and sponsor name. NB would make LFC shirts unique and as pointed out, they have come up with a nostalgic mid 80s inspired edition for the current season
Last years was also very awesome. I just wish the pinstripes went all the way up to the top of the shoulder on this seasons though…
Indeed. It’s not like Nike were interested in pushing the train…
Not only that but wearing a generic kit would be awful.
“Wherever you are it’s about two things, one is development and the other is about winning. Everything is about hope but hope has to become conviction. Each experience makes us stronger, losing made us stronger.”
what a great presser, really hope the players watched it
Always speaks well does Pep. I wouldn’t be upset if he took up the reigns after Klopp.
Was Firmino even nominated/shortlisted for the Forward of the Year? If no, good…. let’s keep him as low profile as possible and have him remain under every one’s radar……
2,000 comments coming up….. where’s jolive ??
You would be the pee pee there pal. Micky Flanagan esq…..
Becker, De ligt, Ramos, VVD, Marcelo (WTF), Modric (WTF), De jong, Mbappe, Messi, Hazzard, Ronaldo
Unbelievable…on what basis is the Real players there
yeah no standing ovation for these…
Bias and no other reason
Perez of course…
Gotta keep the wafer and faffer baby sweet
And Alisson wins the best goalkeeper
Fuck off Messi and the La liga bullshit…
So many madrid players were on list where none of them deserves even a Xmas gift…
Copy paste link or click the link “Watch on youtube” inside the frame:
Not available in our country Flaky. Shit but true. Thanks anyway
Das boss ist das big boss.
He says “that’s why I’m here and you’re not”. Haha go on laa
Anyone else watching the FIFA awards? Will there be some drama in the opera tonight?
For Modric to win, they forgot the scoring stats of Messi and Ronaldo, but not when its an outsider. VVD completely deserved it. Since it is FIFA award, surely his holand performances is also noted as is premier league and champions league. But hey VVD is not from Spain or REAL or BARCELONA
The faffer wankers just couldn’t bear to let their precious trophy leave Spain. Makes me wanna 🤮
what are they gonna do next year now. Surely someone else. they managed to get 4 people from real in world X1 and gave it to messi to balance.
And me! Fuckers
2 of 3 not so bad…
It’s a fucking fix Flaky. Untidy has done fuck all to win that apart from who he plays for.
MESSI wins it . time to sleep then
what the actual fuck
Fuck off that is bollocks and he has done fuck all this last season
he should hand it to Vvd and flip fifa off
Just shit mate and if he played for any othe team he wouldn’t have got that.
it’s not our fault that spain is goin down the toilet and their league with it
Didn’t he score the most goals of any forward in Europe or something? I think Virgil deserves it for what he did and still acknowledge Messi had a pretty good/great season…
No translators is bad. didnt understand a word except Sorry its not my fault and Thank you
You can order the DVD with translations online 😀
Allison gets best goalie. Just need one more for a clean sweep 🙏🏻
where is Ali
How the fuck have dirty Leeds won a fair play award after the spy gate scandal. That is without doubt the single most hypocritical award in the WOORRRLD EVER
Wow ronaldo is one fat bastard 😱
Klopp the best coach!
have you got a link Flake?
Damned Po Po’s got to it
Found one yet J ? I’m looking too
Posted a new link
No, watching on telly, but I think it is streamed.
Klopp and Virge in tha house!
What’s your team againts MKDons…
Adrian to rest.. And Kelleher to start..
i know it’s not cricket but i would be fine with Neil Critchley leading the u23’s out at MK, our boys were gassed by 70 minutes yesterday
I think it would need to be a mix of experience and youth J. I get what you are saying, but theres no point in playing a whole youth team in the cups if they get knocked out early and dont gather any experience in the process. A good cup run would give them that. An early exit would severely limit their chances of invaluable experience. It would do wonders for the likes of Brewster/Hoever/Elliot and any others who are on the cusp of the first team squad.
Shaq is the only senior that would get any value from it, maybe Lala/Dejan, the rest including Klopp, should sit round a massive bucket bong for the week
😂😂😂, with invites for the public too ?
Awwwww……. OGS was the best thing since sliced bread…. 😃
I’m going down the pub to help the West Ham fans take the piss.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Come off it Neve, you would’ve still be going down if WH had lost 😂😂
That’s so true 😂
Need to do the same on 20th October.. But without conceding
3 points is 3 points.
It’s worth 9 really. Kept the cheaty sweaty
Think this was a great 3pts…To go 2 goals up at the Bridge, concede a worldie and hold on should not be sniffed at…its the result and performance of champions, even though there are lessons to learn
15 wins in a row in the prem. can’t argue with that kind of form no matter how we play. Well done lads. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Adrian is boss
Lallana for Hendo? huh?
energy flaggin i gueess
I don’t understand why
hendo tired i guess and to prevent him socking Jorginho!
But I’d quite like to see someone smack Jorginho in the mouth
We need to hold the ball…not saying it will work but i understand the rationale
yeah its good point
We’ll see if you feel that way if we >really< need a third...
We don’t need a third though, if we don’t concede…
it was a good goal by that kante. good shuffle and shoot
Yeah, just saw it…good goal..wasn’t really as a result of a defensive breakdown…just a worldie…
turned a tad scrappy. rhythm all gone.
They’re trying to score; we’re trying to get to the 92nd minute without getting injured.
I’m fine with that when we are 2 goals up…just don’t want them back in it…
Our no. 1 keeper shirt has been bad luck; our no. 13 keeper shirt has stardust in it. Go figure.
Drama queen.. AZI
totally destroy their spirit
give them hope…then take it away
competitive so far, chelsea asserting for now, but defence is well bolted. patience is critical.
They put in so much in their first halves and tire towards the end…Should be interesting…
ya…see how long they can hang with us
The way FB, TWITTER exploded after their win of Chelsea… Damm…
Some of the post..
1. This is Fergie team
2. Finally we are back
3. This is the attacking great MU that I wanna see
4. Let’s win the title before Liverpool
5. Its time to return as champ..
I tell u scums bitches.. U need to get relegated and spend some time coming back to reality and tell youself… The glory days are over. No one to help us to buy the FA and to give us non stop publicity.
Last week i was disappointed that they won…… but come to think of it, it’s ok if it’s alternating with a draw or loss. The win just gives them false hope!
Now rashford is done. Lingard playing striker 🤣
I hear he has potential for a young lad.
Very promising young blood… Never disappoint the fans.. He can dance well..
Favourites for Britain’s Got Talent.
waaaaayyyyyyyy too pumped, gimme those line-ups, aaggggghhhhhhhhh, wanna tear some chav’s heads off
We were decent and no more today. To say that after beating the Chav’s at theirs is testament to where we are now. Not only do I expect us to win every game, I expect us to steam roller teams while we’re at it.
Honestly don’t expect us to steam-roll teams most weekends (think if that as City’s thing). I just expect us to do whatever it takes to win…If teams want to play football, we’ll out-football them…If they want to fight, we’ll out-fight them…If they want to Burnley, we’ll out-Burnley them…Whatever happens, we are walking away with them points
scraped a draw last time i think, this was defo better
All in all a good weekend. We’re chuffed after beating Chavs, Manure is shite, Spuds are cooked. Next up: Sheff Utd and the real chance of 21/21. Come on you Reds!
6 pointer coming up.
Don’t even give City a sniff up our knickers.
Loads of garlic and chilis today.
Should be looking to bounce back hard like a bitten dog from midweek.
breaking their players with our shear work rate, stopped them being able to bring in Pulisic
Pundits keep praising fat Frank’s youth movement, but the table shows them to be a mid-table team with 2 wins in 6 matches.
Anyone know if the league cup games get shown in Germany? I’ll be in Berlin next week
Can’t wait til we can get Naby and Ox more in games like this. Need their creativity in the midfield.
Yeah, they will give us another dimension, for sure…
night lads! MKDon-alds next
Prepare for a stinker
Former bogey team known as Wimbledon…. Brester makes his debut, Shaq gets a game, as does Lala, SVDB, Hoever,
Another game that I don’t really care about the result…Would be good to see Brewster get a run-out though
10 points ahead of spurs united chelsea and the arse. Quality start.
I don’t feel nervous with him anymore
My fuckin MOTM…
Adrian has to be the best number 2 on the planet
living the dream that guy
Even if he doesn’t play another game all season, he can rightly feel satisfied in his contribution when we become champions
Some people were saying that about Migs last season…
Think its just hard to know the number 2s from other teams…always thought Gazzaniga at Spurs was a pretty good number 2…Juventus number 2 is Buffon…Madrid had Navas as number 2 all last season and Barca had Cillessen…alll pretty good goalkeepers
Alisson was number 2 at Roma behind Schezny for a whole season…Let that sink in a moment…
No League Cup game for him on Wed….. boooooo…..
won’t need a keeper, Naby is back
Naby’s back is what? Crocked in the first 5 minutes of the match? *I’ll get my coat*
you don’t deserve a coat
Prove me wrong, Nabs! 😉
I would say, playing with the best makes one bigger than life. Just look at Robbo with errrr Scotland.
You really need to look closely at Matip’s game. You see Adrian make saves, but also look at what Matip does to prevent shots getting off.
Think Matip is the next player on my list to start getting the credit he deserves now that Fabinho is getting recognition…He’s been unreal the past 18 months or so and if we had bought him then, we’d be talking about him being potentially world class now, like with Virgil…
How many thinks that Oliver wants us to win.. He didn’t allow that play on.. Though we were attacking.. But instead gave a foul and tried to kill time..
Ssssh…don’t say that so loud.
Agent Oli needs his cover.
Sometimes we need to lose one match(Napoli).. Just to make it right at the end.
Good first half.. Sloppy second half..
But 3 points that matters at the end..
boys were so tired at the end!
Yes.. Could see that…
I blame bobby for not scoring in 46th
Hard to say.. Keppa was good
Yep Better than sarri
He palmed sarri off home
Yeah, there are no lessons that stick quite as much as when you lose to learn them, I think…Napoli reminds us every year the need to not get too big for our boots and work harder
Frustrating City to no end…Pep hoped in vain this weekend.
Think we need them to lose points again 1st to drive the knife in…
can’t stop talkin about us that baldy
To be fair, we both know that the other is the biggest challenge…They are in our heads as well…think about them losing points all the time…
“But how can ocho goals only be worth tres points?!?” *Buys 11 centrehalves in January*
scum buy 1
for 300 million
Woy is selling!
18/18…. 10 pts above Utd, 5 pts ahead of cheaty….. any win at Stamford Bridge is a good win
They are not all going to be processions…This was a brilliant 3pts at a notoriously tough ground for us…
0 point for chelsea. Fair results
6 games 6 wins 18 points in the bag annnnnnd……WE GO AGAIN
tooo late! squishy as fuck now
haha! I see what you did there!
Can say this now that we have the 3 pts but Chelsea played well and deserved their goal…2-1 is a fair result..
Lucky 6th win.. Keep going boys
We were sloppy… Can’t deny that.. Would not say we were great…
Thats how luck carries the Champ..
Kepa made at least 3 brilliant saves at the beginning of the 2nd half…we worked really hard for that win…A draw would have been a disservice
Can go pangsai now
After all that we’re still table toppers, and they’re a mid-table club without Hazard.
Trust me.. Oliver is a Liverpool fan
93.50. We are deep in their half
cmon Dennis!! Call it!!!
Shudda subbed JG for Lalalalalanna
even bobby is tired. damn
HOLD ON GUYS!!!!
Darn, is it over yet?
Can i come out from behind the sofa?
4 mins added. Jomez on for Mo
Liverpool giving me incontinence and IBS
What is IBS
irritable bowel syndrome
Damn,,,we need to suck up and land on feet
Forgot we were capable of these wheels up landings against mid-table teams. 😂
We look so exhausted
Midweek away game in the CL at a tough ground…Chelsea played at home
Such a amazing player Kante is…
want to hate him but i can’t
He’s one of the few players that the whole world is universally happy about his success, i think…
World class…and always has a great game against us
Irritatingly back for this game after illness
Yeah, once i saw him on team sheet, alarm bells went off
with 2 red cards! WTF!
the knives were already sharpened for Emery
arsenal lead now
Jorginho taking Hazard’s place as most slappable chav.
Mo cant get past his marker, try switching to left
squeaky bum time lads.
is gini even playing?!?!
I’d have taken this scoreline at this stage at the beginning…we just need to shut things down…or score one more
Who would you throw on for a goal, Bloggsy?
Is Naby fit…we need a bit in the middle…
only next week he’s available
Shaq. Just to throw a joker from the pack.
We need to put the pressure again on Kante just like the 1st half…
SLOPPY is the new floppy
Took our foot off the gas 2nd half and let these back into it
Hard to be on top for 90mins away to a top 6 side, i think…news of Chelsea’s demise has been greatly exaggerated
Why did he take Mane off ? Just a std sub ?
Sadio was really poor today…but then so has Mo
Mo is back to old self of taking one touch too many
Bobby been carrying the front 3 for a bit but then, that is bound to happen with each of them
Too sloppy in the second half
yeah we’re totally dialled down
Need tbe third
We came out roaring but when we didn’t get a goal, we decided to defend a bit…Undone by a class goal, i think
yes, we need a third!
Re your question about Adrian–I would drop him in a heartbeat for a healthy Alisson. Adrian almost always concedes at least 1. Alisson’s clean sheet ability speaks for itself.
Not sure you can blame him for that and he has been exceptional lately…our best player in Naples
That was really fucking shit
Did we concede?
Just allowed Kante to run around and score
Thought it was an exceptional bit of play by Kante and he defence wouldn’t really expect him to do that…sometimes, the opposition just score a great goal
Chavs have conceded 3rd most goals in the league this year including dead ball situations. You can have the world’s most expensive keeper, but if you have Zouma as a primary centrehalf, you have concerns.
Zouma is like david Luiz and koscielny combined
New young manager who was an attacking player himself….defence would often be the hardest to fix
Do we need a 3rd goal?
Can’t remember the last time we conceded 2 after being ahead and didn’t get the points
Almost time for Milner to come on and start knocking Chav heads together.
Arsenal equalize through a penalty and then immediately concede again
what happened there with hendo?
Ref told him to get Adrian to take goal kick faster
and now yellow for TAA
we’re not really a time wasting team like others
Still, there are times to slo the game down especially away from home, even if it means taking a yellow…
Our gegenpress is amazingly relentless
Yeah, and now we know exactly when to turn it on so we don’t tire ourselves out
Virgil’s ability to sense danger around him is something…
Love how we come out and put teams under pressure at the beginning of the 2nd half…
an own goal there would be morale boosting.
Set pieces are Chelsea’s achilles heel.
Not sure that’s true…Think we are just very good at them…We led the way last year as well…
Bobby should have shot eyes closed
Arsenal TV meltdown already
I really think that Brendan and The Foxes will surprise a few people and may well gatecrash the usual suspects for top 4.
I don’t expect anything less from Brenda
so we broke half the newcastle team, now quietly breaking the chavs players
Both goals from dead ball situations. Would love a couple from open play.
I would too, but I’d also take the 2-0 too even though we are more than capable of putting more past them
Citeh can score 100 a game as long as we keep getting 3 pts mate.
Exactly Squizz, it’s all about the points when you’re in the driving seat
Tony Stark: “You’re tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut.”
They’ve had a couple of moments, but we have controlled pretty much that half
rope a dope tactic in 2nd half…then swoosh. pull the rug.
or just squash them! hahaha
Matip quietly having an excellent match.
Good first half… MOTM between hendo and Fab
a 3rd would really put them out of their misery
in the 2nd half…after they try to have another run…and we pull the rug again.
destroy their spirit.
We’ll send on Brewster after that….
or Brewie scores that 3rd
He get’s the 4th
keep it at this scoreline into HT.
don’t let them even sniff belief.
Chavs running out of subs at this rate…..
Mo damn unlucky there
Not a question of if he’ll score, just whether if he’ll celebrate against his old club.
He needed to hit it half a second earlier
Not a question of if he’ll pass the bloody ball
Needs to be more like Bobby. Generosity always leads to goals. Good karma.
Fuck deflected! On target that was
Tammy hurt that chip on his shoulder. Poor guy.
West ham taught him well… 😄
I will just be contented if we stop at 5 goals
come on boys, gives us a clean sheet
That’s what your sister said
jorginho vs hendo in a fist fight.
Really have to ask that. Remember what he did to that fucking bully twat Costa with just a stare ???