Comedy gold from Rio F.
Does the F stand for fucked? 🙂
Will be a very difficult game tonight I foresee. Keep going LFC YNWA
It’s true tho…
That was the “Before” photo…. wonder what the “After” was like…..
After this game poor guy suffered Permanent Head Damage (PHD).
just realised, if i actually am Bruno, i will defo not pass a medical atm
That’s because he won’t be able to meet their Superman requirements…….
He failed the backbone check test. Needs to be able to carry planetary loads of shite.
poor guy man #prayforbruno
Ha! If only it were financially viable to FOAR T-shirts with that hashtag
I also hear that he has signed a new deal with DFS
I’ve pre-ordered my underpants with that on.
shit, i’ve moved on from the underpant game, i’m now a weird Portugese footballer
Can I get that from the Disney store?
are they affiliated with DFS?
Sure, why not…
cool i sent twenty pairs to Nev, i’m in his shed, just collect from there
Is it the twinge in the hammy, the cracked metatarsal or the copious amounts of alcohol, mind altering drugs and bleach that would scupper it?
bleach……i knew i was craving something
2nd best legal high
soon to be first if monkey porn doesn’t improve
Monkey porn will never topple petrol…. you heard it here first!
ok i admit it, i just snotted on my laptop, are you Aboriginal
Squiz, you can download the Giphy app and from there you can search and save the gif you want and then upload as an image here. 😉
Random thought: after a goal has been scored at Old Toilet, do they still show that annoying corner flag camera close up view routine as the celebrating players run to said corner?
“I’m sorry but the corner flag camera is broken today. Try true view for a more complete experience.”
How good would it be… To see Bruno arriving at the airport and the next thing he sees on the arrival screen
Scums 0- Dyche 2…
He takes the next BEDE and fly back to Portugal.. 😄
For shits and giggles, which club could Ole end up with in the not too distant future?
The Joy Luck Club
Anywhere but Cardiff…..!
I nominate Everton. Goes very well wth his contempt of LFC 😃🤣😅
Ye Molde Club
Shots fired by Sarri.
Into Ronaldo’s mom. 😂
Maurizio Sarri: “I cannot take credit for Ronaldo’s current form, you can only give credit to his mother for creating such a specimen!”
Man…!!! What an amazingly vivid dream I just had!!! 😂
Ed hands the sealed letter to Ole consisting of names that will not be there in the coming season.
Players are sitting nervously fiddling with their fingers awaiting to hear their name or not.
Ole clears his throat and opens the envelope as he proceeds to read up the first name;
Fuck Ole quietly whispers as he additionally notices that there are no other names written down. He hangs his head in shame.
Quietly in the background Ed “the big don” Woodward turns on the radio. It’s the melody of “Garry Neville” and his brother, the new manager and assistant manager of Manchester United.
“Happy scouse noises”
….Ole turns to them and says, “is there anyone by the name Solkjaer here? No? Carry on…..”
Memo to the higher ups at Old Toilet: always, and always, check your spelling 🤣😅😆🤪
Dude! Lay off the late night cheese… 🙂
don’t say that, i just stuffed two Laughing Cows neat, straight outta the wrapper
I just can’t keep pace with that shit. Nuf ‘spect!
Just so weird. I had the same dream. Just dry.
Guys, enjoy the final weeks of the Ole show, ‘cos when it’s gone you won’t know what you had…. 🤣😅😆🤪
Noooooo… That’s too fast.. 😭😭😭
Guess who said this… 😄
Whoever it was needs help…
What is Rio saying now?
So, with available MF seniors of Hendo, Lalla, Gini and Minamino, we might see Minamino make his PL debut? With Hendo and Gini in MF?
Will put Fab with Hendo and Mina or Ox.. With Mina coming in for Ox
Ooops forgot about Fab……
He is back!!!
It’s the same 3 of Hendo, Gini and Ox for me Den. Fab to ease his way back
I expect Wolves to come out guns-a-blazing tomorrow. They’ll know that a win takes them 5th above united and spurs and only 3 points off 4th. We need to be locked and loaded from the first minute and we can’t afford to be wasteful with our chances.
I agree but at the same time we can play with freedom because the pressure is not on us because of our commanding lead. The pressure is mostly on wolves to take their chance.
Def a tougher game than Sunday
I’m hoping we come out and dominate them like we did Leicester away. a 4-0 would do nicely for me.
I was thinking exactly the same Dok. That like Leicester, they might have a modicum of hope they can get something after the first encounter. We need to extinguish that hope early doors like we did with the Foxes
Toughest game of our last 3 for me
It’s fun when we consider the Wolves a bigger challenge then scum.
Scum has lost more games then they have won, great!
Kylian Mbappé: ‘Cristiano Ronaldo Is My Idol And Juventus Are Strong Under Maurizio Sarri’.
Kylian Mbappé: ‘Daniel James Is My Idol And Manchester United Are Strong Under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’
One of the differences between us and the scum is when a team mate make a horrible pass, or put a team mate in a difficult situation. our boys yell at each other. The scummers just doesn’t seem so bothered.
Ole’s had this bunch for a preseason and most of a season while Chavs, the Arse, and Spuds all have installed new managers. Still he can’t find 4th, broke Rashford’s back, and chased Pogba.
Lifetime contract please.
If scummers had a democracy, we would win 😀
it’s been more than a year since he replaced Mourinho. I don’t think he has the first clue.
If it wasnt for No Clue, he wouldnt have any clue 😉
Inspector cluesaw 😏
His win percentage in all comps is just above what he had at Cardiff. That’s what he will say to the Glazers ” I’m improving as a manager, the stats prove it ” 😂😂😂
The consensus around Cardiff was he couldn’t lead a seagull to the coast
He should be like Cantona and just follow them mate
Moyes, Van Gaal, Sister in law shagger, Mourinho and now Ole.
It’s funny how not one of Fergies players turned out to be good managers when they were tipped for it after their playing days ended
It’s even funnier that none of the succeeding managers could do anything about the slide.
Such a rich source of entertainment it has been to witness. They should make a DVD out of it.
Might help to recoup some of the sponsorship money they are gonna lose from not being in next years CL
About as much use as tits on a bull.
Empty toilet, not many to thank for the support now, Ole.
Like all toilets it’s not empty. it’s full of piss and shit.
“…i, um, wanted to thank you all, but you had all left already….” 🤣😅😆🤪
Coincidentally saw this tweet while at Shake Shack. So, decided to ask them if they’d hire Luke Shaw.
They said yes. Coz they believe in serving expensive but shite burgers…so he fits that philosophy perfectly.
Burnley take the lead at the old toilet. McGuire is fucking dreadful.
Those lollies… Haha.. Get the scums one each!
Do you have Adanma’s number? Asking for a friend.
You are truly a great friend indeed… Helping someone in need…
Anything to get a lolly.
Wolves away will be the toughest game left for us…
So im looking at 0-1 for us…
Another cleen sheet… Another Linda huggie..
We just need to play our usual disciplined game and we’ll get through.
Initially I was wondering why you left out City, then I figured out that if all we need is a draw there, the pressure on them will be just too great….
Oh dam.. I forgot about city… 😄 Probably coz they are just another team fighting for top 4….
U mean Norwich City?… 🙃
Well written article…
When thye said VAR gonna punish us a season ago… Now they are calling us LiVARpool….
We just dont care about anything….
When the scums are leaving the teatre of dreams…
Lovy and salah were taking up table tennis class…
Well, Mo is the Ping to Lovs’ Pong.
Hahaha…. They just love the happy ending.. Dont they…
Haaa… Kinky bastard…
Giggs in 2011: We would never collapse like Liverpool…
He’s right, they’re going to do a much better job of collapsing! They can do things other clubs can only dream of! They’ll be the first club to spend £800 million in one season and get relegated!
“Paging for Dr. Mark Robins!”
Dreams do come true.
Always rated Woodward
He is the beztttt
All joking aside, It maters not. Man U are rotten from the top down. The owners are shite, the boardroom is shite, the management is shite the players are lacking leadership and there is no way this will change without a change of direction from the owners. Man U are doomed for the foreseeable future… regardless who is manager.
I had a business meeting yesterday with a scum supporter and delusion was pouring outta his lips…
Like pee from a full bladder.
Like shit from a unclenched arse.
Like cum from a swollen testes.
Like fart from a…
Right. You get the idea!
Us not pulling the trigger last weekend no doubt helped a lot, surely? 🤣😅
The blame should rest squarely on this guy here. Mark Robins.
If he had not scored that goal in 1990 everyone concerned would not have set their expectations this high and treated United as the midtable shite they were always known as.
History can be kind.
History can be a bitch.
It’s almost always both.
Ah, Mark Robins… Sliding doors…
weren’t mark robins and scholes the same person, like oprah and james brown?
HaHaHa! Forgive me for digging this one up but more like this: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ab85810ea3f71045eb2cf336a4dd3e66b7bc04e68fb42a8e669268717bc7d1a.gif
was kicking myself for not ending my last post with them two, i couldn’t remember if he was wills or harry…brilliant
She’s hot bro
is that you Barca?
Granted, I’m rat-arsed, but ‘Darts’
Back problems though. Like >serious< back problems.
I’ll give her more back problems in that case squizzy. 😂
Oh fuck. That’s Coutinho! 🤢
Now you know why they had to move to Canada 😀
So, another middle east oil baron sets up camp in our backyard…….
Just wanna say…
Fantastic organisation from the scums leaving the stadium in such a calm and steady manner, nice easy day for the stewards.
They are such considerate fans.
Hard to walk tall when you’ve been constantly beaten over the head with Soulless, directionless, insipid football while your worst enemy is humping your misses…
For a moment I thought the last word there was “mistress”…. 🤣😅
Freudian slip there Den ;p
Yes but let that not diminish the gloss of their calm and orderly exit. Impeccably done! 😁
Any trophy for that? Being the most obedient and understanding fan?
Pray for Ole. Mental Health Awareness day. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/505a2eb943c9dbba41e50e7dd784703f24ad192a7c6f3b602cbf8aa89bfeb374.jpg
Is that a black eye there?
Probably a right hook by Slabhead and then a below the belt punch (for obvious height related reasons) by Daniel James…
Alternatively, it could be due to getting dicked in the eye multiple times!
Woodward said “ahhh” but bugger always had poor aim!
Burnley’s 2nd goal did it, then!!!
Angry fan was trying to aim a hook at Woodward, but Woodward grabbed Ole in the nick of time….. 🤣😅
A staunch supporter of scum… Suddenly had all tbe hashtag… Ole out, woodward out… I was thinking this fucka is ole die hard… What the fuck….
Only then i realised that Dyche fucked him last night….
There’s a lot of fucking going on there !
Just woke up Joe….. 😄
Mee too! The coffee tastes amazing!!!
I usually have it black and sugarless… But this is way too sweet for me!!! 😂
I know. I just put a whipped egg in it. 😁
If you’re Bruno Fernandes why on Earth would you want to sign up for that shit show? Other than a massive bump to your wages (which he could likely get many places)?
Massive massive massive bump in wages is a massive motivator!
but surely he gan get a massive bump in wages at alot of clubs. why hope on that sinking ship full of festering colostomy bags?
That place at the minute Is a mercenaries wet dream…Not to mention a great source of amusement for us.
If Ole gets sacked he walks away with £14m…all he needs to do is meditate and take his anti depressants and he’ll make bank.
Ha! Surely if you were to get 14m for failing then what else would you do other than fail?
Obviously… Continue to perform to fail… 😂
I keep telling my boss that but he’s still sceptical on my viewpoint.
Oh yes. Fail ‘spectacularly’.
as we are starting to realise by his actual face, he’s been doing that since he took the job, he’s just found out what placebos means
i actually am Bruno Fernandes, hello
I always bloody knew it…. To be honest, now we know, it’s obvious!
tap-in or what, you knew jack shit
Hey, let’s not forget; you can only tap in if you’re stood in the right place.
Thought as much… Spy!!!!
hey, guy’s gotta eat
Man U have now morphed into a premier league feeder club. Players from outside the UK now view Man U as a gateway or shop floor to a bigger club ;p
Sounds like Lukaku… Hahaha…
Whoa, whoa, could also end up on the scrap heap 😀
I’m clocking out too.
Later chaps x
See ya RN 👋🏻
Right, I’m out . Night peeps 😁
Later Red 🖖🏻
See yuh bruv
Fucking hell , you’d think Red Cafe was being sponsored by Kleenex tonight, I’m awash with tears reading some of the comments
Awww I cant miss this, gonna go and peek through the window
Read the match thread comment section 😂😂😂😂
Red Cafe? What’s that mate?
Forum for Utd fans
Oh I won’t tell Sid about that…😳
I insist you do
Its definitely funnier than Live at the Apollo. Someone better get the Samaritans to monitor that chat room
Just had a look meself and It’s properly funny.
My mate just text me,
“Ole should be entered into the Magic Circle for making 40,000 fans disappear in 5mins”
Gunner dissapear 😂
Solskjaer, “We’ve got our targets but days like this highlight how well some of our players have done this season.” Fuck , this guy is pure comedy
Ole: “Worst league start in 30 years? You can talk about that all day long, we’re still fifth in the table, I don’t want to hang on to being fifth in the table.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Scummers sending out junior Daniel James to do the post-match interviews, hope he jump ships.
As newly appointed captain, surely Maguire should do his bit? Then again, newbies like lil’ James tend to spout the positives…. just how Ole likes them….
He has mate. They lost but what do you expect buying a player for that price and expecting him to be a rolls Royce when if they had done their homework would see he is a blinged up Lada
Might have a lil pop into Red Cafe see what appertaining
Chavs have to thank us and Burnley for keeping them in a position that they seem not to want….
His first (re)signing: Fellaini?
I was thinking more a sponsorship deal with Gregg’s
Where can I vote?
Ole’s aspirations fading faster than the colour from a pair of Primark jeans
The commentators on NBC are not impressed 😀
Is anybody other than Gollum impressed with them at the moment Flakes ?
Theyd be better off getting his brother Dick…… funny how they both reside in coffins
Hahaha Nice one there Red
You are awful….hit I like you 👊🏻
If I had bought a ticket at the toilet I would demand a refund for not expected service.
You could always use of rashfords big rolls as your ticket then wipe your ass with it. More useful than they or he is at the moment 🤪
I almost want to see his post-match press conference. Should be worth a laugh.
He can now say ” we are showing consistency “
They’ll sack him for this you watch.
Hes on borrowed time deffo Lee. With Poch being available, they may act sooner rather than later. Who ever comes in when they do has got a big rebuild
Poch won’t want to sign up for this sinking stone at this point. He’d want a preseason and a couple of new signings. Can’t wait to see the next legend who they assign as caretaker manager. (Please let it be you-know-who.)
I agree. If they don’t make top 4 at end of season, then hes def a goner. That will be the time to step in for someone
I think you’re right that they’re negotiating with Poch behind the scenes. I think he’s probably trying to force their hand to get Bruno Fernandes for when he arrives next season.
The lad that has a penchant for sister in laws ?
Wasn’t thinking of him, but he’ll do! 😂😂
Wayne Rooney? 🤔🤣😅🤪
Neville was saying they were at least 6 or 7 players short. I think he’s probably right.
Don’t say short, a person of lesser hight might feel offended.
Like moi ?
You are probably average, but don’t realise/aknowledge the fact.
I’d say more like 60 or 70 players short mate but if they go through that many trying to get it right then it’s gonna be more than 30 years before they lift the grail again. Happy days
Shhhhh, it will soon become a well known fact that GNev can’t count from 1 to 10 (with his fingers no less) even if his life depended on it….. 🤣😆😅🤪
Complete gut job that place Red. RIP it up and start again. The only player they have worth keeping is injured and an injury like that is terminal to a football career. Danny Agger had a back issue and look what happened there
Nah. Not till end of season mate as they will lose face. Not that it’s a pretty one but better then than now………..for us 😱 🤣
Please God don’t let em sack Ole 🙏
It may not matter who’s managing Manure, but in Ole’s case, the entertainment value is just too great….🤣
Like the oscars on a weekly basis
No, he need more time!
Thanks for the support fellas, never do that again , I need to engage brain before posting.
I have been to choir rehersal but it’s been on my mind all evening, thanks again.
I have no clue about your consern Geoff, relax.
Geoff, the person most upset by your comment is you, give yerself a break buddy. It is the mark of you as a man that this has upset you so much but seriously mate we all fuck up. Turn that frown upside down buddy 😁
We all have mental fuck ups. What matters is that 1) our intentions are good and 2) we acknowledge them and do our best to make amends and learn from them. I have no doubt your intentions were good and that it has lead to thoughtful reflection for all of us. Cheers mate!
Shaw and Lindgard on, yes that will help, not!
What was Ole saying about
‘Making Strides at Anfield….’
He only lost 2 nil against us, now the same against Burnley. I reckon Burnly are an equal team like us 😀
At home too!
At least Burnley respected them enough to play their full squad at Old Trafford. 😂
The only strides he can make right now are ones you put your legs inside and button or zip up
Scum needs some VAR help.
Ole ole ole, on repeat!
Ole Ole Ole, cos it’ll be 0-3 soon 😍😃
Haha, love the looks of the scum fans, Les Miserables!
burnley up 2-0
What a strike! My stream is a minute behind.
Luckily they brought in Neil Ashton from the S*n to spin this as a “victory”.
Perhaps scum is thinking they are playing shitty because of Burnleys color on away shirts? Scum surely sucks at the old toilet.
hate those stupid clappy noisemakers they hand out at leicester.
Are any of you old enough to remember the old football rattle?
Joe, apologies to yourself and anyone on here if my comment last night has caused offence.
It was not in anyway intentional, and in retrospect it should not have been posted.
Genuinely upset that it may have caused a problem for the site.
There’s not an offensive bone in you mate.
doubt it has mate.
I’ll second that.
Geoff, as a black man I can hand on heart promise you that it wasn’t offensive at all. You’re too nice a bloke for anything like that.
Geoff when looking at the comment in hindsight I can see how some could take offence but anyone who has ever spoken to you can tell in an instant that you are not the kind of guy to mean that as a racist comment, I wouldnt worry about it mate we still luv ya
I dont ever even recall a comment you made to be remotely offensive G, and your not the kinda guy who would intentionally make one anyways.
I’m guessing it was the one comparing a black man to a gorilla. I don’t think Geoff meant it in “that way” but it doesn’t take much to imagine a much uglier intent.
Serves as a good reminder though that we all have to be cognizant of the language we use.
Ah I never seen it Dok. We all know Geoff is one of life’s good guys and theres not a malicious bone in his body.
There’s nothing to apology Geoff…
Its a fact.. That bastard’s ass really looks like gorilla’s ass. Even my 7 years old doter said that before to me that made me went rotfl. And don’t tell me that my poor innocent kid is racist.
Goddamn stupid people out there.
things just get better > https://readliverpoolfc.com/2020/01/22/liverpool-fans-absolutely-love-ancelottis-reference-to-istanbul/
Maybe someone could become an Agony Aunt for distraught Evertoniians.
Someone like ayatollah Ali khamenei or president assad maybe ? 🤣
Mind you don’t the toffees have a vicar on their very doorstep?, he must be a busy man.
The world lost a comedy legend today: RIP Terry Jones
Carlo “banter king” Ancelotti!!! 😂😂😂
“Don’t worry about this late draw, lads. Your biggest and seemingly invincible rivals did something even worse to me in the past.”
Remember I said I don’t care for records being broken…but only trophies being won because trophy count is what goes up on the Melwood wall?
Well, I’m forced to change my mind on the subject now that I know the PL awarded a special Gold trophy to Arsenal after their “Invincible” season with the inscription below (zoom into the pic).
We cannot allow the goons, a shite club, to own the sole honour of having this trophy and that last sentence in the inscription!
Btw, their ‘invincible’ season had 26 wins, 12 draws! We have a chance to do much better! The REAL Invincibles!!!
Sigh, I’ve learned now that even when we supercede Arsenal’s achievement, we won’t get the gold trophy. 😒
The trophy was commissioned by Barclay’s at the time and gifted from them, not the PL The PL refuse to do them since they no longer have a sponsor, hence City’s application for one after achieving 100 points being turned down.
City requested it just because they reach 100 points? That gold trophy is for the ‘invicible’…. Not for reaching 100 pointer… If they think they deserved it, then we too at least deserve a trophy with palladium coating for getting 97 points just to be at the 2nd place.
wouldn’t mind having one of those in our trophy case
Ours will end the Unbearable Unbeatables
A rather brilliant comment I read. Hilarious as f.
I read a tweet that spoke about how Everton was a psychological experiment designed to see how far the human brain can be pushed beyond its limits and it got me thinking… Apart from the game last night, when else has there been a massive swing of mood.
2003 Finish a decent 7 in Moyes’ first full season —– almost relegated in the next.
2005 Score a legit goal that’s disallowed in the Champions league Qualifier —- Immediately concede, subsequently getting knocked out
2008 Score a last minute equaliser against Aston Villa in a crucial top 4 game —- They score straight from the restart
2009 Beat Liverpool and Man Utd on our way to the FA Cup 2009 Final, score the fastest ever goal at Wembley —- still lose 2-1
2011 Beat Chelsea on penalties in the FA cup fourth round —– Lose to home to Reading in the next round.
2012 – Tim Howard scores a goal against relegation threatened Bolton —– still lose 2-1
After having 3 goals disallowed, Everton take the lead in stoppage time against Newcastle —- concede straight from the restart.
Jan 2013 Everton about to spend GBP 10 Mil on a player for the first time in half a decade —- Fer fails his medical.
2014 – Smash our transfer record and sign Lukaku —– In a newspaper interview a few days later he says “Good players have stayed here a year, maybe two, and moved on to a big team. Hopefully it’s the same for me.”
2016 – 2-0 against WHU, missed a penalty and a man down —– Martínez brings Niasse on for his debut, we concede 3 goals in 9 mins and lose the game.
2017 Moshiri as owner —– his second managerial appointment is Sam Allardyce.
2018 About to sign Moussa Sissoko —- speaks with Levy, shuts his phone off to avoid Koeman, and the next thing you know, Spurs have announced him
2018 1-0 down at HT at the Goodison Derby —- Announce Tosun at HT —– misprint 3000 kits with Tuson.
And someone replies… 😂😂
Merseyside derby when Van Dijk kicked the ball into the sky only for it to come down on the crossbar and pickford kept it in for an origi tap-in. Still scarred
Aaarrgghhh… Worse than wifey’s mood swing during period.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, wait ’til the menopause….,
That’s peak everton right there.
And I’ll bet they think all of that was our fault.
22 january 2020 is the day I got prostituted. I got a customer to pay for the repair of the van.
Hope your customer get you well lubed…
Beer kegs incoming.
𝗝ü𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝗞𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗽 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹’𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗷𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆’𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀.
The Reds have welcomed back Dejan Lovren to full training this week, with the centre-back recovering from an issue that had kept him out since the Champions League tie in Salzburg on December 10.
However, James Milner, Naby Keita and Xherdan Shaqiri remain sidelined with respective knocks, meaning they will miss the clash at Molineux tomorrow.
“Dejan trained now since the start of the week, Monday,” Klopp told his pre-match press conference on Wednesday. “So, [it’s his] first steps out on the pitch, it’s good.”
“Millie is not in team training, Naby is not in team training and Shaq is not in team training. They are all back soon.”
Lovren and Matip to play against the shrews.
good shout, didn’t Stewart go back on loan
Thanks Edy! Saw your tweet. Seriously, I couldn’t be bothered with that fool and others like him/her.
Just another stupid fucker..
Maybe god should start to change the colour of the apes to pink.
Imagine having a mindset like that you would not be able to walk a few yards without being offended by something…The poor little snowflake.
Man I hate Twitter. Not sure why I even tweeted that. Fuck him and others of his ilk.
Must admit the only time I have ever looked at Twitter has been on the feed we have here…As for the plonker who came out with that shite well he seriously needs to grow a pair eh…Otherwise he Is doomed to a very sad, wretched existence.
Mom’s basement can be a very lonely place. But not with pornhub. 😂
Hahaha…Could just picture the likes of him In his Mam’s basement watching pornhub whilst running around In circles with his arms In the air screaming ,shouting, and crying.
Seems like some of us missed something here, what happened?
think Joe’s got ya banned from twitter
Twitter?, wouldn’t know where to start.
Is there any appeal?
i wouldn’t go for the old ‘do you know who i am’, they’ll probably cart you off thinking you forgot ya name 😉
Hiya Geoff..You know that twitter feed that we have under the Live game cafe scroll down to the third thing on there then click on view…It would appear that the comment on sterling having an arse like a silverback has upset somebody who I can only describe as a proper snowflake mate.
Oh, it’s my fault then………………oops
He’s just one of those people looking for something to be offended by that just isn’t there.
I saw that too mate, Haha what an absolute plank trying to find things that are simply not there.
The term snowflake fit’s people like that to perfection.
More deflection and distraction from the real issues, long may it continue…. 😍
If the players are charged it seems logical that Ole should too for trying to justify their behaviour.
love the attitude of our lot when we get a bad decision, just get back in position and refocus
Love it, you could see Van the Man sprinting back, everyone is focused. If the the other team is upset, better for us, because we are focused.
It’s a trait they’ve always had. Roy Keane was the fulcrum of it
Cunt of the highest degree.
And I bet you it’s brushed under the carpet with a “they were very naughty boys” and “don’t do it again“
9 more days before transfer window closes…. and nobody’s made any signings of note yet….. except us, yay!
Think maybe chairmen are telling the rest to take a leaf out of Klopp’s book.
You may be right Geoff.
I don’t see any crazy transfers from Klopp, Pogba and Sanchez are prime examples of how it can go badly wrong but there are many , many more…..
Portugal Red stands out for me, he could’ve been a contender
Sheffield Utd will soon…
Transfer of shares…
There goes another oil money into PL
I have a feeling Chelsea, Utd and Spurs will soon Den.
Yes I agree they will all close soon. 🙏
He is the heir to Klopp. Just needs to augment his knowledge with people mgmt skills (non players).
You reckon he gets the job before Stevie?
I do too Squiz. The burden of succeeding someone like Klopp is untenable enough but, when you’re a club legend it’s even more compounded.
It’s the best seamless transition for everyone concerned.
Definitely, He’s been working alongside him day to day.
Fuck, how does anybody pick up the reigns after Klopp. Hiding to nothing
I have no idea! It’s a tough ask tbh. So familiarity with every aspect and the respect built over time with everyone will come into play…
Thankfully we are long ways towards that. Papa Klopp still has job to do. 😅
As good as Pepjin may be, I’m dreading the day that Klopp goes.
I’ve been traumatised, Shanks resigned on my 26th birthday, worst birthday of my life.
traumatised by Paisley, crikey tough crowd back then
Well Bob did ease the pain I admit, but I was young then and having been a loser in love as well I was at a very delicate stage of life…
I want him to get the job before Stevie.
Klopp = new Shanks
Pep = new Paise
Stevie = new Dalglish
We dominate for a long time. If not winning the title, at least always in the conversation winning some sort of trophy or other for the next 10 years and more before the next cyclical turn.
Speaks volumes when the assistant manager at LFCis better than certain, ahem, club heroes behind the wheel….. 🤣
Bayern Munich are not satisfied with Coutinho’s progression in Germany. The Bavarian club will not activate the purchase option and Coutinho will return to Barça in June (Bild)
Haha… Good for Barca
Who know, Barca might play him and he’ll reach 100 games to activate 30 M bonus payments for us….
Almost forgot about that! Good shout.
Well well well It would very much seem he’s not as good as he think’s he is eh, And to top that Is our improvment since he left….Karma at work right there.
The next Pepe or any number of French stars we wanted to sign but didn’t.
Grey nasal hair
Nobody tells you about that
If anybody points it out to you, just tell them you’ve been plasterboarding all day at work 😉
Welcome to my world.
Just pray it isn’t grey pubic.
As long as u keep it inside the cave, or otherwise you’ll become a Yeti.
Evening all, how are you?
Tip top thanks Flake. How are you mate
Grrr, van still at service…
Dealers or local garage?
Hey Flaky. Good pal. You ?
Never been better
I like this dress and love what’s in it.
You getin one ? That’ll be a pic 😚 🤣
Let me earn a billion first, I’ll give you a notice.
When you have his money you can have one of them 😂
Yum! John looks so hot! 😍
Oh, Linda looks alright I guess…
Fuck me just seen a banner at the blue shite saying Carlo fantasico Carlo magnifico…All well and good except one thing being they are shite and the fans are even worse.
Yeah, but they haven’t realised that yet……………
probably never will either..Bless em.
Maybe it’s just me, I just don’t get these half ‘n half scarves.
OK, if it’s a low/non league club in an FA cup match against one of the Prem teams then fair enough.
Other than that, do the sellers actually sell any?, I guess they must, otherwise I wouldn’t be making this post,
Just seen a pic on BBC website, some guy wearing a Chelsea /Arsenal scarf!!!???
Just watched some of the highlights…
Hahaha… England goalkeeper….🦖 🦖 🦖
Found this “Highlights”, Magnifico Pickfordo
LOL…. when Newcastle scored their 1st goal they didn’t even bother to celebrate!!!
Somebody tell Pickford” “you’ve got to be inside the field of play to be effective in any way” 🤣😅
Blimey! Chavs really don’t want Top 4!!
Old boy Jack Robinson has signed for SU. Good luck to the lad.
Geordies……… dont you just love em’
More than life itself 😂
yet, really looking forward to the day where humanity deciphers your language
Wot yu gannin’ on aboot wor kid ?
Imagine the game that will clinch us the title.
One sofa won’t be enough 🙈
What about a lounge, fully peppered with sofa wall to wall?
If Sheffield lose I think I’m going to get kind nervous with City breathing down our… um… ankles.
Ooohhh, that has such an undisguised eroticism about it….. 🤣😅
Wholesome team…but TAA only gave one clear cut chance this whole season to Salah! 😂
Have a word with yourself Trent! 😆
Mo has an impish sense of humour, he should come on here
Anyone from Liverpool here? Should try to put a note at his car windscreen wiper asking him to join us. 😅😅
How inconsiderate 🤪
I think Edwards will get Benteke money for him…
Wilson/Shaq = Werner
I nominate you for the optimist prize of the year and it’s only been three weeks.
cool, give me a fuck tonne of notice though if you want me to actually receive the award, it’s basically what i do for a living now
But what will we do with all the money we already have? Isn’t it like a bazillion bucks now?
Faberge missed a trick not doing Ponies
£23m if Cherries stay up. The clause is in the loan deal apparently. I think Eddie can get £30m for Harry.
In addition, Eddie can get hiss balls licked as they are counting out the money… in Fivers ;p
Ha! City miss a penalty 🙂
I’m no expert ,or a David Attenborough, but to me it looks like Sterling is developing the arse of a silverback gorilla…
Not watching them at the mo but I wouldn’t mind betting he hasn’t got a patch on King Kenny. for arse barging
The Weekender–If all goes well and we end up with a trophy or two, then how about this for a weekender piss up?, a trip up the Manchester Ship Canal as far as Salford. Deck out the boat in all red , the Foarite squad all with LFC tops, snood optional, (as there seems to be only one between us), boy, what a party that would be, popping Champagne corks by Salford Quays.
Not for the faint hearted………….
Spurs away, Utd home and next up, Wolves away.
Bit of a tough run that.
Yeh but…….we be reet 👌🏻
Shwmae pal how are you.
Yes if we can turn Wolves over too then It’ll be awesome!!
I’m not one to say these things but…….rolling rolling rolling 🚂
Pardon the pun mate..But sofa so good.
I like how Jamie C took over from G-Spot Neville once salah scored… Hahaha
That bang on the table… Ouchhhh… 😄
Martin Tyler seems just so reluctant with some of his commentaries…… good thing we don’t get him over here….
Linda always batting for the home team as usual! ⚾
Shame Ian 96 not on here, he would be delighted to talk to Linda about M Baps
Bang average… 😂 😂 😂
Well said Chris Sutton
Telling it exactly how it is
Watch the Neville/carra live commentary that i posted above… Thats really good
yea I saw that one, perfect isnt it.
OGS has a certain type of “ego” when it comes to LFC, such that he refuses to admit LFC are doing very well, for example……
“Biggest Club In The World”.
After the PL and #7…that’s the next ‘title’ I want.
Tear out their heart, hold it in front of them while they look in horror as we crush it beneath our feet.
Rio at the Wheel 2021!
Back to the bushes with ya!
Feeling let down, Rio? Awwwww…..
Imagine this guy was our coach going into the 2nd leg vs Barca:
“…. Divock, are you that man? Shaq, are you that man? Sadio, are you that guy? C’mon guys, give me an answer….” 🤣😅😆🤪
Sounds like amateur hour…perhaps maybe one level below envelopes. 😂
Wow that was inspirational, you could see how that got a flame up their backside for the game. Truley awe inspiring video this.
The desperation In his voice Is just brilliant…Yet another deluded twat and to think that prick wanted to take up boxing not so long ago he would have led with his chin and never mind cauliflower ear’s He’d have ended up with a cauliflower arse.
Cauliflower ass 🤣🤣🤣
Rio….. Are the you the one..
Are u the one who stole my neighbours chicken kept for Chinese New Year reunion party? Are u the one.. Come on tell me
Lamo Ferdinand, that was just weird.
The 4 stages of Mbappe.
😏 > 😘 > 😯 > 🤯
I’ve always been mystyfied as to why we pronounce Steve McMahon’s surname the way that we do, but I keep hearing them pronounce his “Mickman”…..
OK, it’s going to be Sheff Utd 1-1 City. There, I said it…..
Blades are at home i believe 2-1
Is Danny Ings playing?
yes Joe, yes he is
The sofa must be just out of shot………….
Ha! Trying to outdo me when I allowed you to make the 1,000th comment and get the pony? Hmmmphh!!!
silly really, what with you already knowing the result
Can’t improve on a known result, surely??
So Gollum said they took strides forward. Last time I checked, they were still in 5th with minus 2 GD that they were on. Strides forward indeed if you like going backwards
gotta giggle https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/marcus-rashford-set-surgery-almost-17603206
Hendo 110% PFA Player of the Season for me… especially after this.
Give it to Hendo and VVD combined just to fuck some people off
Which people Red? 😀
Ahem!! Where did you buy your fishing rod, doc?
Some bitter ones
And put him on the cover of fifa21 to add fuel 🤣
Sore throat Den ?
My way of saluting the master baiter, he’s bound to land a big fish each time he sets the bait 🤣😆
Is that a hook, line and sinker? 🤣😆
Your fishing skills amaze me, pal 🤣😆
Wow, took him 11 months to figure that out…. 🤣😆
I feel that either Sklll or PHY should be 0.
79 Blind is too low imho.
Overall 69 is too high…though I can see why they went for that.
If true, it only confirms what we already know will happen to Shaq.
Pity..but then again, he’s always injured at the wrong times. ☹️
It is a pity yes, but why not loan him out and get his market value up if he is going to be sold. He got some great goals and assists for us but I don’t think Klopp trusts him completely, and as you say, he has a knack to get injured at the wrong times as well.
It could be a specific request by the player not to be loaned…
Pure speculation of course.
When he was at Stoke there was a lot of complaining from the fans that he thought he was too good for the club and didnt really try. There is always a chance that would happen again at a smaller club and his value would go down, I think it is smart to keep him here until he leaves for good.
think these no brainer acquisitions are our bread and butter. Like Dom, never gonna start, we’ll make the money for Lala to stay an extra year and he had a moment he can tell the grandkids about….hell, his hair even grew back
That new hair is a Swiss miracle.
bet his bollox are cold now
Sign him for £13million, play him a handful of times, sell him for twice as much
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
Eddie Howe just offered £50m.
They took his actual value and just Shaqiri’d it.
Ole Hodgson https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/390e921985fe450bc3267805ff7eb18884d6e4a5ca7e9d4b3857978272147e9d.jpg
Put it this way, we don’t need Ole to say that our team is fantastic, not when they let their feet do the talking…..
We let our feet do the talking while the smurf boy uses his arse to do his
When he farts he’s actually clearing his throat.
Um, Ole, in the game (debatable, mind) but not in the race…..
Brain dead fucker 🤦🏼
By saying “that’s strides forward” he had inadvertently admitted that our team is “fantastic”….. 🤣😆
Those strides forward are nothing like those of our goalie…..
Ali doesn’t stride.
He sprints or slides! 😀
Talk about deluded, think I’ll buy that wankstain a straightjacket for xmas cos it’s obvious he needs one
I was gonna say he’s losing It but he never had It to start with…What a deluded little arse biscuit.
If only we had taken SOME of the chances that we missed……………
It’s alright…. we saved his job after all 🤣
I’m still sore on that point. We’re better than that.
Just rewatched the highlights and we truly minced them.
I think we’re going to see more sour grapes as the weeks go on….. c’mon, bring it on….. 🤣
I keep this on stand by Den
Well let’s be honest here. On another night the put their chances away and it’s a different ball game. Then again on that same night we put all our chances away and they still get thumped.
Hilarious as always! Pity the scum have no sense of humour!
Hahahahaha.. I like the AED part… And the soul going to VAR room… 😄
Ok, so City go to Sheff Utd in less than 9 hours time. It’s gotten to a stage where we are expecting a positive result for us each time they go out there on the field
Honestly? Don’t care anymore.
I think the fans are right to sing “We’re gonna win the league” at this juncture coz it’ll take a massive collapse on our part, not others to screw it up.
There’s been absolutely nothing to suggest that either we will do that or even the reverse, that others will suddenly improve.
Plan your trips to Liverpool for the biggest football fan party ever.
Deep down I am one of the one game at a time, It aint over yet guy’s but having said that If you cant get excited about whats going on with the Reds at the moment there has to be something wrong with whoever that may be.
Looking back at our past Prem campaign’s on every occasion we have challenged come the following season we have always gone backward’s every single time but not now though we are going from strength to strength and for that alone I cant help but think this time Is gonna be different.
Mac, it’s already different. 😀
For sure Joe, Too cautious for me own good sometimes mate.
I’m also a one game at a time fella. 30 years of will we won’t we got to me. But I’m also the guy wondering if it will be better for us to win the league against Everton or agains City.
After last season and the carry on from their players on the plane I’d prefer to win It at Shitty myself tough choice though cos the fume from the bitter’s would be a joy to behold….At the end of the day though It doesnt really matter were we win It although It would also be great If we did It at a home game.
Mac, if I had to put my mortgage on us lifting the title , I’d have absolutely no hesitation. There is no way on this earth we are gonna drop 19 points in 2nd half of the season. We dropped 2 points in the last 33 games. Its game over for the rest this season , and I will be THAT FAT LADY bursting her lungs and vocal chords if people want me to be . It’s not cockiness, it’s just a realisation that this team are so good they won’t, and klopp wont let them, fuck it up this time around.
I cant see It going any other way Red. The evidence Is not just already there It Is also overwhelming too despite my sometimes overly cautious nature.
i’m not gonna say it either but the difference this time is that we don’t look inconsistent, so we are making it harder for shitty to keep getting back up, like what happened with Palace
For sure there Is a world of difference between past campaigns and this one consistency being the biggest one..I suppose that for all the past false dawn’s we’ve had the cautious side has become deeply Ingrained In a lot of us when this time around It really doesn’t need to be.
all about how you deal with losing, CL final loss made us what we are
Klopp did say something to the effect of “we will learn from it and come back stronger….”
Yep success always taste’s a lot sweeter when you take a loss like that one and on top of that we won It the following year and It looks very much like the same thing is gonna happen with the league too.
Agreed. I don’t care about the other teams. It’s all about how stylishly we cross the finish line.
Note to self.
It’s physically dangerous to stand anywhere near Klopp after we score a match defining goal. 🤗☠️
English football’s governing body has said in a statement: “Manchester United
FC has been charged with a breach of FA Rule E20(a).
“It is alleged that the club failed to ensure its players conducted
themselves in an orderly fashion during the 26th minute of the Premier
League fixture against Liverpool FC on Sunday (19/1/20). Manchester
United FC has until Thursday (23/1/20) to provide a response.”
The Mancs are truely off their perch if even the FA starts charging them for on field behaviour.
Practically assaulting the Ref like that.
Memo to self. Never jab the ref. He’s not your servant or underling
I didn’t see their new captain do anything to restrain his teammates either. In fact he joined in!
Well, their line of captains include Robson and Keane…. what did ya expect? 🤣
I was waiting for a send off to be honest. Was a long time since I saw a team surround a ref with so much aggression in England.
They’ve won that award before, hope they get it again.
Emiliano Sala: Cardiff City & Nantes to mark anniversary of striker’s death.
it’s an absolute outrage that the financial dispute between the 2 clubs has not been resolved yet.
There was an interview with the mom. She basically said she is a living dead woman. 😢
Read it Joe, heartbreaking
Can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke? 😏
Or on a warm night at Anfield? 😂
Barca better enjoy these final few years left…. No more La Masia, Xavi, Iniesta, Suarez…. flopped galactico signing,
Will be very messy indeed, no pun intended…..
Ahem!! Only just noticed that your friend took the bait 🤣🤪😅😆
At the end
of a Fog
there’s a Purplish Red Golden sky
and the sweeeet silver song
of a lark…
Meanwhile, VAR rages on…layers upon layers of abstraction being piled on to justify its use eventually leading it to being dumped for being, well dumb. Or people using it are dumb. But you can’t dump them. 🙄
Chairman of the Danish referee commitee Michael Johansen says VAR will be used differently in the Danish league next season: ”Averagely VAR will only intervene every 3rd match, and it will 25 seconds per match.”
Didn’t know you could Danish, haha, I do. Said it before, lot’s of people don’t understand the consequence of bringing in more complexity, it don’t get any simpler. And by the way, read Frankenstein’s monster, sometimes things don’t work as we want them too.
There was auto translation! Haha
Absolutely right about complexity and Frankenstein’s monster.
Imagine a system to monitor the system.
We have become adept at inventing the solution to our problems…which itself become a problem…and so it goes on and on.
oooooo, just walked in and POOOOONNNNIIIIIEEEEEE
Not when you call it yourself, sorry!
To be fair, I saw the counter was on 999 several minutes ago, and was tempted to do the honours, and then I remembered jolive, so, he was most likely correct 😁
Ahh, since you spoiled my joking, here is the ze big prize, in any color you want jolive: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4fdade2bf1d1779014cede56bbd137bced3011ae927e91cb36c4d22a9e90e27a.png
I bequeath this pony, Ginuwine the Bachelor, to thee, Sir John of Olive.
Liverpool, the greatest Mercyside football team and in the world! 😁
Liverpool FC also are European fair play champions
They have to prove that they are idiots again and again…
Last time I checked, playing the advantage hasn’t been scrapped yet…..
We will never be considered worthy champions when these mongs get the rule of the game all wrong.
This has something to do with phase of play no? In this instance, there is no new phase of play requiring Ali to start with a dead ball on ground.
Or something like that. I think.
Its was an advantage given to us.. And furthermore mata didn’t touch the ball though it was still considered offside due to his movement at that time..
They have to know that the keeper had the advantage of holding the ball at that moment.
Even if they can write to FA to cancel the goal…we still grab our 3 points and 0 to them… So they can just STFU
They couldn’t figure out that they’d still lose even if an offside was awarded…..
No, bad taste party!
Hi all, hope you are on a high after the win against the scum, well deserved I would say, to both parties.
My van decided to break down just as the monday evening rush-hour was about to start, and it was on a main road into to the city of all things, perfect place and perfect timing, yeah!
But at least I wasn’t like this manc idiot in the traffic, some of them should just have a license for BMW i3 or something:
Doing your bit keeping the flow of traffic at status quo Flaky. And it wasnt your fault the stupid van decided to be Lovren 🤣
Yes, I was a popular man, I was clearly told. But I think maybe pizza deliveries are the most stupid drivers, except for elders in a Yaris. While the tow truck was driving by and positioning him self, a pizza delivery hung onto his tail thinking he would get past me more easily, the idiot created more commotion.
How would he fail there? He wouldn’t take the stupid job. They think Klopp is dumb or what?
All that heresay is irrelevant. All this talk of would we have become European champions etc if we had the decision makers they have. WE DON’T. We have a world class background staff who are absolutely spot on with their decisions, THEY DON’T, and that is plain and simple why we are the best and they are a steaming pile of shit.
That bit at the end ”the issues at united are no laughing matter” WTF Is this guy on the issues there are absolutley fuckin hillarious…Yet another half witted hack stealing a living.
All these theories are being put forward, would this?, would that?, would he?.
It’s dead simple, they’re shite,and we are loving it……
Exactly. Desparation with huge expectation delivered by half wit non starters is a recipe for the most hilarious downfall
Their bubble has been well and truly burst and they just can’t handle It …Meanwhile In the real world we are loving every second of It.
What we must remember is the new mantra, we are only going to be some sort of 2nd rate champions, REAL champions win back to back titles, the champions league doesn’t really count for much, as for the World Club Trophy, it’s just mickey Mouse competition.
Oh, I almost forgot about the VAR assists.
There is no-one who wouldn’t swap places with us, and it’s tearing them apart.
Yep they seem to think that the only trophies that matter are the one’s that they win,
They are what they are a pathetic, immature, bunch of whining little snowflakes and we are only just getting started…This Is gonna be a lot of fun.
Wasnt it great that whiskeynose was in the crowd to witness them falling further from our perch ( it was never theirs, they only rented it ) to be mown down by the jurgenaut
The great thing about that was he was there to witness It all In the knowledge he’s had his time and there Isn’t one single thing he can do about It now
All these years he’s been banging on about knocking us off our perch when deep down he knows the reality of It all was that we simply fell off It ourselves and It still took him 3 seasons to win It.
As far as I see It the only team to actually do that to us was Forest for a brief time In the late 70’s
He’s had a chip on his shoulder with us ever since we battered his Aberdeen side all those years ago.
Indeed. He knew what we were getting when Klopp took over. He even admitted himself he was worried about the appointment. Now his worries are coming to fruition and like you say, theres not a single thing he can do about it
It’s all turned full circle for him and now he’s on the recieving end…And with him being such an egotistical classless prick It’s gonna hurt like hell and long may It continue.
I guess the whisky makers of this world are rubbing their hand’s together with glee at the increased business that will shortly be coming their way.
Bang on mac
They told him it was like the adult version of Disneyland. They forgot that Disneyland also has a “house of horrors”…..
Surprised AWB wasnt taken off due to a twisted sock
Taxi for Bissaka!
Ratboy Neville whinging about Utd needing 6 or 7 players.
Fair play, they’ve only spent 3/4 of a billion
They have 2 top keepers, macguire, rash, bailey, shaw, pogba, fred, mata and bissaka and that’s off the top of my head.
Sorry I cannot take any side seriously that spends 80 fuckin million to buy Mcguire
Especially a player with a head as square as a Rubik Cube
75M on Lukaku, for good measure……
No they haven’t mate they are shit……all of em. HOY
Ignore the people who tried and failed mate. 6 or 7 is a minimum. If it was my club I’d scrap the fucker and start again as a non league side with a complete fresh squad and then maybe they might win something. Ooooo how I longed to say that -“maybe they might win something” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes because they should really be taking advice from GNev – world class football manager.
I’m sure that the Kop was chomping at the bit to sing- we’re gonna win the league- and who can blame them ?
Put the song on the back burner now until City and Everton
They did mate, loud and proud and the fat lady didn’t join in so for me. Il wait till she warbles good n proper 🙏🏻
We’re setting the bar to dizzy new heights, it’s an absolute privilege to watch our squad dismantle previous thoughts of what a football club can deliver in this age, it really is a fucking dream and I don’t want to wake up.
Absolutely Stupendous. 1001 days since we last lost a PL game at Anfield.
🤭🤫🤐. Fat lady is still snoozing Alex. It ain’t over till it’s over. 30 years has taught us that. Although I agree it’s a privilege to see the boys do the damage they are doing and be witness to it.
If both sides continue at this rate then Liverpool could seal the title with a win over Everton on 14 March as their likely lead would be between 23 and 25 points, with just 24 points to play for after that game.
Personally, I don’t care about records or vanity stats as much as actual trophies. If it means sealing up the PL title early and resting key players for the CL and the FA Cup…I say go for it!
The PL and CL #7 would be insane!
Between wrapping it up at Goodison or Emptyhad, which one do you want? For me, Goodison. Cos outside the stadium you might have a huge crowd waiting to welcome the new champs. Plus they could even have a live screening at Anfield….
Honestly? I don’t care for any of that.
Wrap it up Asap. That’s it.
Invincibles…record points…none of these matter coz they won’t go up on the Melwood wall. Only trophy count does.
Rest up and prep for next trophy.
Let’s see what happens.
For me.. I would rather have the FA ordering the scums to give us the guard of honor at OT before we are paraded around Manchester and Pep to hold Klopps beer on the bus and be the bar boy of the day… And Ole massaging Klopp while Klopp having his beer..
And Neverton.. Nah…not bothered about them, they can have a look at the Cup from the bridge.
Would be nice though 😁
OMG can you imagine mate.
We would be League, World Club, retain the Champions League and FA cup winners. 😳
It’s possible…and keeping our players fit is key to that.
they’ll make up another comp just so someone else has a chance…..and we’ll win that
Still remember the Full Members’ Cup?
Lads. I’ll be watching the rest of the season in style. Realized I had accumulated $500 in unused amazon gift cards and caught a massive post-christmas sale. Picked up a new 65″ TV for peanuts.
So you didn’t use your vouchers then ? The monkey preferred the nuts 🤣
My in-laws always get me gift cards for christmas, my birthday, fathers day etc. I’ve just been getting them a tossing them in a desk drawer. Then I realized an assload of them had piled up.
hope it works out mate but i wouldn’t count my chickens, i ordered an urgent next day cement mixer off them and they sent me a double mattress. When i told them to sort it, they said that they weren’t liable, bunch of shitehawks
To be fair to them, both items can make a bed.
Wow. Right hook there Red 🥊
Hi Dok, just reading about an Amazon gift card scam, doesn’t sound like what you describe but pls double check.
Nice one mate cant beat a bargain.
Unless it’s us beating that lot 💥
As In Gary Mac, Millie and Minamino, probably more besides, including VVD
More besides for sure especially given todays transfer values you could throw the front 3 in there plus Andy Robbo too.
“Slabhead was how much???”
Not so precious anymore joe. #SCUM=💩
Seems like Ox was subbed due to an injury. No wonder he was frustrated. Hope it’s nothing serious.
Yeh I was wondering why he was so pissed off at the chair in front of him!
“There was a two-minute interlude where Liverpool’s three-man attack squared up against United’s three-man defence and basically stalked them back into their own penalty area, **like battle-hardened mountain wolves closing in on a flock of geriatric sheep**.” 😂🐑
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Geriatric 🐑 🐑 🐑
Bild be trolling
What else do you expect from Jose?!? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc942637623ddea48d91cbc4c4d27c7e4046312160000d2e5cd4ae2ab041b6e8.jpg
It’s a no brainer at the minute in today’s current climate, if those 3 clubs came in for you which one youd be mad not to accept
Can choose the right card even when im blindfolded…
Gini starring in ‘How to nutmeg a slab’.
He just cuckolded McGuire. Harry’s lady is now prego with Gini’s baby.
Harry’s lady was gangb’d by Gini and VVD.
Should have put on the Adults Only warning first…… that was some serious underwear stripping there…. 😃🤣
United fans: “Wait wasn’t Salah offside for this goal??? Fucking LiVARpool again!!!”
You can’t be offside in your own half idiots!
You couldn’t make that shit up
“Um, doc, what’s a half?” 🤠🤪
Half wits more like!
Brothers. Liverpool have stolen the FIFA20 cheat codes!!! 🎮
Would Slabhead Maguire win the “Shouldn’t have Moved” Award for the season?
Pharaoh Fire! 🔥🔥🔥
Stat of the week….
The combined points of 2nd to 5th : 1 point
Liverpool : 3 points
Aren’t Monday’s better after we beat the Mancs
Tinged with a pinch of regret that we allowed them to break our otherwise perfect run, no doubt….. 😃🤣
Oh hell aye.
Faces may change but scum is scum
Ref should’ve stood his ground…. they’ll end up barging into him and doing a di Canio and get banned much longer…. and where’s Pierluigi Colina when you needhim 😆
Best ref ever should have had him cloned a couple of hundred times.
Said this many times
Feel the rhythm.
Feel the rhyme.
Get on up.
It’s Akinfenwa time! 💪
Hear what he says towards the end about giving them hope and then taking it away from them. 😂
Love to see Roy Keane or Neville tryin’ to be a smartarse with this guy…
Ah the beast as he’s known as…If we get drawn against real at any stage I’d love to loan him just for that game for no other reason than to smash the living shit out of ramos
When I first saw him on the telly his sheer bulk stood out like a sore thumb he sure didn’t look like your typical forward or even a footballer.
I actually thought he was just fat at first…Not long after that soccer am ran a feature on him and then quickly realised It was all muscle he must be a nightmare to play against.
i was born in Wycombe, mental night couple of weeks back against ipswitch singin allez allez allez top of the league, right at em in the pub. Keep an eye on Gareth Ainsworth, could do a Chris Wilder.
Just had a quick google on him looks like he’s got em playing good entertaining footy and If he does do a Wilder I reckon he’d be a welcome addition to the prem.
Still has to give us a lend of the beast though should the need arise.
longest reign of a Wycombe manager. Yo yo’d for years but this season it may just happen, double wammy for me.
I think clubs will come in for him but he’s put his stamp on the club and feel sure he’ll stay.
Hope he does mate I love seeing clubs like that go up through the leagues a bit like Bournemouth did whilst sticking to a decent playing style.
I’m baaack lads!!!
Unjustifiably disallowed…but it doesn’t diminish the sheer quality of the finish from Padre Bobby!
pew pew pew 💥🔫
Incredible shot.. Awesome goal.. Shame it was not Oliver as the ref.. He would have allowed it
David Ngog, remember him?
More G. Neville priceless stuff….. Carra was trying to be sympathetic as best as he could :D…. Warning: Martin Tyler is in the house!!!
Admittedly we didn’t count on Palace to help shave off the number of wins required, but who reckons Sheff Utd would be even more capable of doing it on Wed night?
Did City just deprive us the chance to win it at Emptyhad? 🤔🙄
Actually no, their draw against Palace means if we match each other’s results up until that match all we’ll need at Shitty is to avoid defeat to become champions.
Baby Keith is scared! 😰
Hope it was his performance and not the substitution
Ole Boy George 🤣
Meanwhile, in our ladies football team, this happened to our second GK…😵
She became Harry Potter! ⚡
Huge one there…
the girl who lived
Proper ouch job that eh.
Hahaha.. Why u give it to me..
Lol. Unique humour of Mo.
If you don’t know him, it sometimes doesn’t translate.
It’s clear here he’s just joshing around. 😂
Hendo was like… 🙄🙄🙄
Hendo was a goner by then running up and down like that. Hard to get a grip after all that and the crowd singing we’re gonna win the league…he had to have his wits about him!
They close down on the WBs pretty quick, that affected our game a lot now
Its not a golden sky…but I’ll take it!
Red is better 😉
A Red sky at night
As we beat the shite
A blue moon falls
And we score more goals
Now we just can’t fail
To bring home the grail.
There was a great shot of VVD celebrating with that sky behind him in the game.
The lord just confirming the title is the reds
What a picture for a flag. Fucking awesome 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Red sky at night, the champion’s delight.
That’s just immense
Ali’s slide caught from another angle! 🤣
“We don’t park the bus, we park a Van.”
Get this lads…
If Liverpool win against Wolves on Tuesday, Klopp will have the highest win percentage of any Liverpool manager in history. (Currently Dalglish with 60.91%)
I can’t cope with all these amazing facts 🙈
I’m going back behind the couch
What ya mean “BACK” 🤣🤣🤣
Bubu baby….. Love the smile on my face… 😂 😂 😂 😂
At Liverpool Football Club there’s always expectation. Ever since I came there’s always an expectation to win and be successful. That will never change, hopefully for a very long time.
It is special, we’re enjoying our football. But you’ve got to stay hungry, you’ve got to keep learning, keep wanting more. To be fair this group of players wants to do that.
The manager is on us all the time to improve and we know that we can certainly improve. It’s about every single day keep going, keep going until the end of the season.
Jordan Brian Henderson
Steam coming off Hendo!
He’s saying all this after running his legs off, trying to keep his composure under a Blood Red sky with Anfield vociferously singing about winning the league!
Pep Guardiola: ‘We’re so far away, it’s not interesting to look at Liverpool’ 👀
Alisson Becker has now kept more clean sheets (28) than he’s conceded goals (27) in the Premier League.
This season feels like that one time in your life that you are banging the fuck out your missus and you ain’t stopping for wild horses but just can’t come for love nor money (not that you’d want to when in that kind of form) the end seems so far away but your more than happy to wait for the climax
I call that Tuesday.
Lovely to beat the Scum regardless of how shit they are. Loving the season, can’t see this slip away pun intended.
Great seeing you again lads finding time for a brief and rare guest appearance. Hopefully I can find time for more of those going forward.
Have a lovely evening buddies!
Could watch the Ali run video on an endless loop.
But this from John Achterberg was incredibly prescient…
“A lot of people do not realise Ali is actually one of our quickest players,” explains Liverpool goalkeeper coach John Achterberg. “There have been games when sprinting-wise he has had the highest speeds. It’s a very good and important tool to have.”…
Indeed John!!! 😎
Everyone talks about the run.
Let’s not forget the release.
10 more wins and It’s ours.
May not need to be 10 mac depending on how the others do
Very true Rob
Could be done and dusted by the end of March mate if things go our way 🤞🏻🙏🏻
Yep bring It on mate.
Anticipation is building. Proper slow burner now mate. It’s gonna ache like a mother till it happens
Sounds like losing ones virginity 😀
not yet pal 🤣
No, but we’ve started to unbutton the blouse… 😀
I think I’ve copped a feel too mate 😁
Pepe must be smiling
Manflu Klopp sounding like Arnie there! 🤖
Today’s only surprise: Carra, Souness, Keane and Evra in a studio, and it didn’t end like a Tarantino film.
Souness didn’t take on Keane?
Both in their prime who’s your money on Dennis ? And I can tell you there is only one winner there and he ain’t Irish
The Sulking One? Oh, never….
second thoughts while typing that out eh Dennis ? 🤣🤣🤣
Love the asist… And love the run and hug by Ally
Fuck.. That ball by Ally…
yup…it was a take off shirt moment.
Even Ali has an assist
They got their tails up.
Ali the marathon man! 🏃💨
Everyone else were just exhausted there! Legs were gone…
we spent the whole evening trying to work out how he got there so quick, he’s quicker than everyone ever.
MOTD clocked him at 16mph. 😂
So, just enough to get the job done AND keep Gollum in his job.
Well…the world is not enough I guess.
Us not playing our kids against them shows how far they’ve come as a club.
I think its less thst, and morexwe just want to make certain.
Just taking the P about what Ole said about City.
Ok.. ill get my coat..
If anything, golum keeps the job for another season
Robbo, Salah and Ali lining up to get Klopp’s hug… 😊😊😊
Good to see Fab again. Arguably our best midfielder these days when fit and on form. And that’s saying something considering how good Gini and Hendo are and how dependable Milner is and how potentially good Keita and Ox could be for us if they hit top gear.
And now you’re gonna believe us… We’re gonna win the league
Some lucky guy got Mo’s inner T-shirt, and he’s never gonna wash it…. ever…. 😀
Would you? 😆
Love to see how DDG holding his hip and thinking… Why the fuck am i here with this team… Oh yeah no one wanted me…
IIRC, it was he himself that went ahead and signed a new contract….. guess the money was too hard to resist… :p
He had too… 😄 He knew he is gonna be 2nd choice anywhere elese
Too funny from Mo and Lovren! Jose Enrique with the assist there at the end… priceless!!! 🤣🤣 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9be64fb87e99310f65fe33f5e74e96fc77c2da7c88dd140c984f8787c40b844f.jpg
Lovren always has a go at Mo about showing off his muscles. 😂
Great day in Coronado CA and for us all around the world 😁
Ahhhh, San Diego, nice place during winter…
piss accuracy rating of 97, gonna call you VVP from now on
If only decision making was dialed in. We would be 7-0 by now
I’m guessing Divvy is our next sub. Hope he brought his magic boots.
Grab hold of sumat Stan 👍🏻
Already got me dick out!
To much info there pal 🤮
Biggest thing i could find!
I would say bighead but that’s just fuelling the fire 🤣
They’ve come into it a bit and we are taking a breather…Probably means our 2nd goal incoming…
hendo livid at taa there
Too complicated a throw
Fuck offf scumssssssss
Ali on his knees after sprinying ghe whole pitch
We gotta get Nev a new couch after this!
A whole suite joe. And some bandages for his hands 🤣
Don’t know how the ball always seems to be attracted to Virgil’s head…
I can feel my BP rising
That’s an age thing geoff
Past experience suggests this game is already over…when was the last time we gave up a lead and dropped points?
have you found kitty?
Hiding behind the sofa
Try calling it “nev”.
See if it responds.
Clean sheet Linda 😉
I’d definitely swap to some clean sheets for Linda! 😂
Throw in minamino Klopp. Go for it
Cant afford to take foot off. Come on boys!
Must be exhausting to do what we do…Don’t think any team can sustain it for too long…
cmon guys. we need to finish these off agst this lot.
We have put the hammer down and stepping on their throat…Need to get the goal…
Will Mo ever have a better chance against United?
Just check how Mo is stood staring out like a proper Pharoah https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3924cb1df91de84a85cc6950d2e0c6d96667cbf7313712d091ef2cc234f05465.jpg
What could I say ? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/579277aaaaf68b06e2f6b82f0270fe45035499237d4b5c8dcc0671b757f5c855.jpg
De Gea must be secretly dpewing he didntvget his move to Madrid.
Think he played his cards right to get that huge contract off United…He’s on the decline…
He hasnt lived up to the hype for a while now, until recently they were calling him the best goalie in the Premiership, total bollocks of course
He just got a contract extension a few months ago.
Well if we were LiVARpool it would be 3-0 now
It’s a pathetic excuse that everyone is clinging onto mate
Good half…probably 4-1 would be a fairer reflection…
Rarely enjoy these games, we need at least 1 more goal, not seen my cat since Bobby’s disallowed goal, he was sitting on my knee at the time…………..
check the ceiling geoff!
He’s in Ole’s jacket
Ha ha, he’s gone behind the settee………..
Our 1st half showing deserves a 3-0 lead
At the very least.
United haven’t showed up since the 1st goal…
That cos we haven’t let them
Thay are focused on defending. We’ll se what happens after they take a shower..